Wheres all the hot tri chicks at?

Triathlon Forum
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Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands…

**First floor **
The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But, I wonder what’s further up?”

Third floor
This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.”

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perve as in check out. checking out guys…

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uh, yeah, I think the guy that asked where all the good looking pro chicks are is still drooling over those two websites. I was at the Olympic qualifier and suffice it to say there were some very happy men standing around the warmup corral they had staged the women in before the start.

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That’s a nice looking Samoyed that Kelly has.

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I’m 19 years old and don’t know another male my age that competes in triathlons. In fact, I raced a duathlon last year and was the only male in the under 20 age class. Most of the guys my age that would be the sort that would do a duathlon or triathlon(runners like myself) have no sort of base in cycling or triathlon. My guess as to why no young men are into triathlon is because its not a sanctioned sort of team sport. We all run because it was there when we were young, but you have to discover something like triathlon. Not to mention its damn expensive. I wouldn’t even have a bike if I didn’t have an aunt that works in a cycling shop.

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Ashil what school do you go to?

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I’m at Mary Washington in VA. yup I’m the only tri geek here, although we just started a cycling team which is a blast. (5 guys and me, doesn’t get better then that). but at anyrate, I meet a ton of people who say, oh yeah I would love to do a triathlon but I don’t really have time to train, blah blah blah wanna go drink?

and yes fulla you can drink and train, just mix with endurox. and no, I don’t compete solely to check out or “perve” guys, I compete for the free bagels afterwords.

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Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.”

I think I sense some bitterness…

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I remember trying to sleep in dorms when I played soccer and ran track in college. It was a nightmare trying to sleep for a weekend game/meet. Everyone else is up drinking/partying all night.

Even after graduating people still stay up all night. I still leave for races/masters swim and see my roommate/friends coming home from the bars/clubs at 4am. It’s funny, I’m home before they get up.

What I found was that I could fall asleep before the partying began, then I could stay asleep. Most college people aren’t drunk until midnight anyways. For soccer, we would sometimes stay at off campus houses where they weren’t partying. Since I got older (read: not broke) now I always stay the night at the race site in a local hotel.

But the hardest part is not getting out of bed and joining the fun, and that happened a couple times if I remember correctly. I’ve missed a couple of races in my career… I think it was worth the fun :slight_smile:

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what is endurox?

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its a fabulous recovery drink, like accelorade if you’ve ever tried that. Got protien, carbs electrolytes and of course an aweful taste. best taken with vodka.

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ah so u mix it with vodka so yr not too hammered in the first place? heh. i would drink water as i went but beer tastes much better.

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Just got back from St Ants and there were plenty of tri babes there, male and female, of all ages…

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Of course there were plenty of tri bases there, you were there! Okay, now I feel cheesy, so I’ll crawl back into my corner - but you are HOT!!! Smokn!!!

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pics?

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If you are ever coming to the area let me know. We’ll have a place for you to stay.

I act like I do for fun when bored . Sometimes I embarr(ass) myself. : )

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Tom,

Speaking of maturation of women, I have just seen the “new” video of Cristina Aguilera yesterday, the one in which she is dressed in a white satin dress and with long black hair (and a huge new breast too, I must admit).

I must finally admit (it wasn’t the case when she was playing teenage hotty on her previous albums) that she is very very hot now.

Just another proof that you have visionary views.

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i would drink water as i went but beer tastes much better.

not to mention all the great carbs…

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Franswaaaa and you can carry him around in your back pocket. He may be small but he’s soooo cute. Now if we can just get frenchy to " take a bath" ; )

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i dont want too many carbs when im drinking as im diabetic…