Now that our kids are getting older, more worldly, more inquisitive and more nosy - we are thinking we need to stash and or secure our stuff more thoroughly. I don’t want to have to explain what this stuff really is if the kids find it.
I am thinking about buying a gun safe and keeping it in the bedroom where it is handy. I can show the kids the inside of it one time with a couple shotguns in there so they know what the safe is for, then when they are in bed, load it up with the entire adamandeve.com store.
Two things I remember from Childhood. not under your bed, kids love hiding under there and don’t relabel tapes “golfing”. A friend of mine knew his dad relabeled his porn instead of hiding it. The joke was on him when he popped in a random tape and it turned out to be his parents playing amateur film maker. eewww… not what you want to see when you are 12.
I can show the kids the inside of it one time with a couple shotguns in there so they know what the safe is for, then when they are in bed, load it up with the entire adamandeve.com store.
Just remember to swap out the shotguns before playing
This cracks me up!! I can just imagine a gun safe full of dildos etc.
House gets broken into, thieves spy gun case, with much time and struggle finally bust it open and what do they find, no guns only sex toys.
You know, I’m not surprised you wrote this! But, I still got a hell of a chuckle out of it I was thinking you might’ve been the guy that “inadvertently” ran the porn during the Super Bowl telecast
I have matching nightstands on each side of my bed. They have 4 drawers in each. I have thought about modifying one so that the entire front is just a facade. Nothing more than a big door, but it would still appear to be identical to the opposite nightstand. The inside would be gutted & then maybe put one or two shelves in there. I’d put some kind of a magnetic latch on it so it could not be opened unless you knew its secret. I build furniture from scratch, so doing this would not be a major project for me.
But then I thought also with kids getting older I should lock up guns too, and realized if I just get a big-ass safe, it could serve both purposes.
Another thought is just a simple locking footlocker under the bed.
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Everything is stashed high in our closet. If the kids are that nosy, then they deserve to find it and have to sit through the resulting discussion on what it’s for. That conversation alone will stop them from being so nosy in the future!
Oh, and a regular gun safe wouldn’t be big enough for all our stuff!!
I was thinking you might’ve been the guy that “inadvertently” ran the porn during the Super Bowl telecast 