Where can I find plastic WMD's?

We’ve looked everywhere, it’s almost like they don’t exist. Anyone?

They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

have you tried syria?

I think you should also check North Korea. Il is one crazy guy, but I think he is crazy like a fox.

Mike

You’ll put your eye out
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Carbon fiber is better.

Duhh…

www.toywmds.com

Chris


Very funny. Don’t make me send my 3 year old with his brand-new plastic sniper rifle over to assassinate your huge inflatable snowman sitting his fatass in your front yard…

I called Target and asked if they had any WMD. They said no. I know their lying. I’ve seen the reports that proved they exist. I sent in my wife to search for them, but she was blocked at the door (while they hid them, I believe). At first I try to threaten them by withholding my business. But now I feel I must storm in and interogate the manager. I know he is guilty.

walmart has moved them to Target for security reasons. I have direct intel that tells me so. Storm target next.

I have been back and forth to almost any local of note between Baghdad and Tikrit and I’ve not seen any plastic WMD’s. I think your intel is wrong on this one. I did however get blown up twice and shot at several times by some disgruntled dead-enders.

/r