He will be:
A: Posting from his lavish office as the President of Fundraising for the Salvation Army
B: Involved in an EPO scandal
C: Lobbying for a P3C because his P3 is “passe”
D: Flying past Bjorn at the DisneyWorld 1/2
E: Laying on his couch, eating truffles by the handful and watching reruns of “Full House”
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I may ask him later.
F. Posting currently on teamsecondhandracing.com
Hello, Tibbsy.
Shhhh. I’ve been tracking the elusive baruch spinozite. I believe it is a member of the homosapian family, but it closely resembles the “Pan troglodytes” species.
It shows up at the very mention of Tibbs. It is very reclusive, though. It’s skittish and shy. It disappears when it comes with in direct human contact.
I believe it to either be the lingering spirit/soul of tibbs. (He’s posted so many many times on this board, he actually imprinted and has a confused AI wandering over the pages trying to communicate with the outside world.)
Or it is a clever lurker trying to gain extra clout by playing on our Supertibbstition.
I have a few more tests to run, and I’m hoping to be able to get some rare footage of the alpha baruch breeding with a like species. I’ll report back later.
I dunno. The Baruch Spinoza Lavender Room? It just doesn’t sound that enticing. But then, maybe that’s just me.
How about the “Natura Naturan Room”—Nihilistic Existentialists Welcome!
Too bad you couldn’t spell-check the profile…and the “expulsion from the community” bit? Very well done (however Tibbs’ was self-imposed).
Here’s what I found during a google search on baruch spinoza:
Baruch Spinoza was one of the great philosophers of the age of Rationalism and a major influence thereafter. From a Portuguese Jewish family that had fled to the relative tolerance of the Netherlands, one of the most famous things about Spinoza was his expulsion from the Dutch Jewish community.
Could it be …that Baruch has intimate sympathy for Mr. Tibbs plight ?
He will be:
A: Posting from his lavish office as the President of Fundraising for the Salvation Army
B: Involved in an EPO scandal
C: Lobbying for a P3C because his P3 is “passe”
D: Flying past Bjorn at the DisneyWorld 1/2
E: Laying on his couch, eating truffles by the handful and watching reruns of “Full House”
F: Off the internet repairing his damaged marriage and spending time with his wife and children.
G: Taking an English class at a community college and learning how to conjugate his verbs 
H: Overall a better, happier person.
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