Beat 920 to death with a golf club
I couldn’t even imagine what would go through someone’s head to commit such an act.
I am pretty sure that this is part of the new Garmin product launch guerrilla marketing plan.
Obviously.
“It would take a long time to do it…. People should be alarmed at something like that.”
Because I mean if you can kill 920 chickens with a golf club for no apparent reason really quickly then we shouldn’t be alarmed at all 
~Matt
“At least one person broke into a Foster Farms chicken shed in Fresno County this month and used a golf club to kill 920 birds, officials said Tuesday.”
I love that opening line. Why? Because it seems to imply that 2 or 3 or 12 people might have broken into Foster Farms chicken sheds this month, each killing 900+ chickens with golf clubs. It reads like an SAT question.
“If *at least *one person broke into a Foster Farms chicken shed this month and killed 920 chickens with a golf club, how many chickens were golf clubbed to death this month?
A) 920 chickens
B) 2760 chickens
C)1840 chickens
D) Not enough information to know.”
Beat 920 to death with a golf club
I couldn’t even imagine what would go through someone’s head to commit such an act.
Animal rights dipshit that thinks that the chickens will be in a better place. The irony of course is that the same AR dipshit is probably an atheist.
Beat 920 to death with a golf club
I couldn’t even imagine what would go through someone’s head to commit such an act.
Funny thing. It doesn’t even take a golf club.
