What's your triathlon?

For me:

Run 3,000 meters (at least when I was younger)
Play the drums
Do some math problems

I might replace one of the last two with a bench press contest. Not that mine was ever amazing, but cross country programs have a lot of engineers, and its not uncommon for engineers to be musical. My bench press, however, was absurdly high for a distance runner, so it might give me a leg up on the skinny runners.

If one of these were an Olympic sport, who knows?

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At this point in my ever physically breaking down life:

Swim
Bike
Eat ice cream or drink beer
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Quadruple espresso
Afternoon constitutional
Hour of MMA training
.

Work
Eat
Sleep
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Steam
Massage
Cocktail
.

run swim read
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Swim
Run
Watch 10-year old baseball
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Eat
Drink
Troll Barry
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Drag myself to the coffee shop
Drink coffee
Eat blueberry muffin
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Fish
Crossfit
Drink
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Trail run/hike (hiking is a larger and larger percentage)
Drink beer
Make plans to take over the world that are thwarted by the next-day hangover

Rinse, repeat
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Bike
Coach/play hockey
Whiskey
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Kids
Kids
Work
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