“My hockey player beat up your honor student”
Classic.
My favorite said “Nuke gay whales for Jesus”
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“Eschew Obfuscation”
and
“Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole”
The last time we mixed religion and politics we got the dark ages.
Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Keep honking while I reload.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Dog is my Co-pilot
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Being in Berkeley, I’m sure you’ve seen…
“These colors don’t run…the world.”
Driver only carries $20 in ammunition
Another anti-nuke feminism cat lover for peace & solar energy
Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus (posted before)
My wife was inmate of the month at (local womens lock up)
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“I HEART MY DOG HEAD”
yes, all spelled out.
“God is great…it’s his fan club I can’t stand”
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I belong to PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals.
Hang up and drive
An old one for you… Feed Jane Fonda to the Whales
This car goes from 0 to 60 in … 11 minutes
will trade my 40yo wife for 2 20yo ones.
“I Just Neutered My Cat, Now He’s a Liberal”
Oh - and seen on a pick-up truck with a female driver:
"Save a Horse - Ride a Cowboy"
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“Visualize whirled peas”
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“I’m not totally useless. I can always be used as a bad example.”
On a nice redneck pickup in Dallas…
“I’d slap you, but shit splatters.”
Seen on a cheesy '70’s-style van with tinted bubble window in back and airbrushed mural on side:
“Don’t laugh – your daughter may be inside”
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“Screw your intern, not your country.”
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These aren’t the funniest but I just picked up one at the LBS a few days ago - “TV sucks…ride your bike”.
The only others I’ve ever had on my own car was from my scuba days - “I’d rather be diving” and “Any bad day diving beats a good day at work”.
The absolute worse one is that “If you can read this you’re too close”. That’s when you’ve been trying to climb on the guy’s bumper for the past 10 miles to get close enough to see what it says.
“Ask me about my vow of silence”
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