What's with white ladies in Cadillacs?

The Coffee Shop
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On the heels of Big Kahuna’s post…!

I just about got creamed again today by another old white lady in a Cadillac…

I live in a small town in SW Pa. It seems that the worst drivers are old white ladies in NEW Cadillacs. They block intersections and lanes, pull out at the wrong times and just don’t seem to have a clue! Inevitably they also have in their car a dog on their lap or another old lady-friend who looks more spaced out than the driver!

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I think you’ve just spotted the rather rare breed called the “Great Northern Blue Hair”.

~Matt

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It is a rare find in the north this time of year. They should have migrated south (FL) for the winter by now.

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I live in a small town in SW Pa. It seems that the worst drivers are old white ladies in NEW Cadillacs. They block intersections and lanes, pull out at the wrong times and just don’t seem to have a clue! Inevitably they also have in their car a dog on their lap or another old lady-friend who looks more spaced out than the driver!

My wife refuses to let us buy a Cadillac, telling me they’re nothing but magnets for traffic accidents involving other people driving Cadillacs, most of whom (you guessed it) are little old white ladies with blue hair. I’m in my late-40s, but she’s ten years younger than me and firmly of the belief that Caddys are nothing but “old people cars.” Even those hot CTS-Vs.

BK

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Here in Northern California it’s the Prius drivers who seem to try to run me over.

Dave

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It’s Cali, man. If you folks get your way, we’ll all be puttering around in those little things. Ugh. I do like the reintroduced Fiat 500, though. Good-looking car, though it’s Italian (the downside), which means it (not I) gets to decide when it turns on and drives.

BK

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They use spinnaz (22" yo) as a ball hopper when they roll up on da bingo hall. Fo shizzle. Or something.

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It is a rare find in the north this time of year. They should have migrated south (FL) for the winter by now.

Oh they are definitely here in S. FL. I nearly got hit by one today while riding my bike in to work.

I think they are related somehow to the tiny blonde white chicks in large SUVs talking on cellphones while applying makeup and drinking a Starbucks skinny latte.

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It’s got to be the perm solution…