What's With Ashley Biden and Snorting Cocaine?

Doesn’t she know? First, that’s so passe. Second, you’re supposed to snort whiskey and DRINK cocaine!! Good lord, she’s never heard of Pat Travers (shameless plug for his best song, “Snortin’ Whiskey and Drinking Cocaine” hahahaha!)?

Now, imagine if this had been one of the Bush twins or even, God forbid, that tramp Bristol Palin (hee-hee), and done something like this. Anyhoo…here’s the link to the story about this Cocaine Queen and daughter of our Vice President:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/...s/article5998685.ece

Hey, it’s spurious and of uncertain provenance. But, being as I’m officially a member of the new journalistic media which is going to supplant the old journalistic (and completely inadequate) media, I figure I may as well get a leg up on my fellow yellow journalists and start things off on the right foot. I’ll of course be traveling as far south as 10 miles from my home base to develop this story more fully. Already, I’ve placed calls to the local Dover, Delaware Holiday Inn where Ms. Biden reportedly drives near on a daily basis. How’s that for journalistic integrity? I’m loaded with it (depending upon what your definition of “loaded with it” means :wink:

T.

J.J. says:

If you want to hang out, youve got to take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie, cocaine
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done and you got to run, cocaine
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie, cocaine
If your thing is gone and you want to ride on, cocaine
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back, cocaine
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie, cocaine

I hope she goes to jail

because her daddy would sure as hell put any of US in jail if we did that =)
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I hope she goes to jail

because her daddy would sure as hell put any of US in jail if we did that =)

I doubt very much they could conclusively prove it was cocaine and not just “flour” done as a joke. I would hope you can’t get thrown in jail from just video evidence.

BTW, the article states “woman resembling the Vice-President’s daughter”
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BTW, the article states “woman resembling the Vice-President’s daughter”

Yes, but this story ahs been out for a few days now and I’ve yet to here the “It wasn’t me” defense.

I also am surprised…ok not really, on exactly how little play this is actually getting. Either things are REALLY bad or the media is quite biased or a combination of both.

Heck I think Clinton’s daughter caught more crap than this for drinking or something and the Bush Daughters got nailed for the same. This seems to be only a “Footnote” at best. I heard about it a couple days ago and haven’t heard a thing since.

~Matt

perhaps the media is finally being a little more responsible than just publishing any old crappy thing that crosses their desks. Maybe…not likely but just maybe. :wink:

So members of the first family or members of any political family attacked in a smear campaign need to stand up and hold a press conference with every new allegation? I don’t recall Laura Bush holding a press conference to tell us that she didn’t storm in on Georgie and Condie doing the bone dance, although that was reported by the “media” several times…

imagine if this had been one of the Bush twins

we don’t have to.

http://archive.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/05/31/twins/print.html

So members of the first family or members of any political family attacked in a smear campaign need to stand up and hold a press conference with every new allegation?

Nope don’t have to at all. However I would think that someone might have a simple press release on it. Then again if the media isn’t going to report it, then either it false or if it’s true no need to say anything about it…because it’s not being reported.

I don’t recall Laura Bush holding a press conference to tell us that she didn’t storm in on Georgie and Condie doing the bone dance.

I would think it would depend on the believability factor. I wouldn’t expect a press release on an allegation that Obama was an alien even if it was in several media reports. This however seems fairly believable and a simple “Nope, didn’t happen” press relief would cover it if it was not true.

~Matt

Yes and that was ALL over the place for quite a while. Assuming this is a “Real tape” I’m guessing it will get a bit more press once it’s released.

~Matt

I thought the kids were off limits.

I thought the kids were off limits.

Not kids of Liberals. BK’s “100 days of grace” is over.

Yeah, because underage drinking in college and being 27 yrs old and snorting cocaine are the same things. The Bush twins got hammered worse for far less. Sure, both are illegal, but raise your hand if you drank before you were 21. How many hands are in the air right now? Now, keep your hands up if you snorted cocaine in your late 20’s. Now how many hands are in the air. Mine sure isn’t. Face it, it’s a double standard.

We’ll see if she gets treated the same as the Bush twins if/when this story is verified. That’s the only reason I can see for it being a non-story right now. Bush also got hammered for his cocaine use and his wild child days, I don’t see the same happening to Obama even though he admits it in his book. Do you?

“Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it,” wrote Obama about what he would later say were “bad decisions.” “Junkie. Pothead. That’s where I’d been headed: the final, fatal role of the young would-be black man.” http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/12/politics/uwire/main3823725.shtml

Heck I think Clinton’s daughter caught more crap than this for drinking or something and the Bush Daughters got nailed for the same.

I think the difference is that Biden himself isn’t in the news, and so a person “who might be his daughter” is even less news-worthy. If this was Obama’s daughter, it would be very different.

BTW, the article states “woman resembling the Vice-President’s daughter”

It gives 2 different witness accounts: one says she was holding a red straw that she used and the other says someone handed her a dollar bill. Not very credible, IMO.

but raise your hand if you drank before you were 21. How many hands are in the air right now? Now, keep your hands up if you snorted cocaine in your late 20’s. Now how many hands are in the air. Mine sure isn’t. Face it, it’s a double standard.

Hand was up for the first, but back then the drinking age was 18 when I was in college (and I didn’t drink until after 18 and going to college). Hand came back down for the latter. Now, if you said early 20s…

The difference between Bush’s drug use and Obama’s drug use is that Obama admitted it, and Bush denied the cocaine and concealed the DUI. Not to mention that Bush referred to being 40 as “young” when he gave up drinking.

a coke snorter?!?!? now she is qualified to be president.

She hates the taste, but sure does love the smell!

Well, I am 41 and I am certainly young, so there. :slight_smile: