What's the best headline you have seen?

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I just saw a reference to a headline

“low rents of Arabia”

What have you got
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Big Beaver’s Open!

(After a very drawn-out construction project on Big Beaver Road in Detroit concluded, to everyone’s pleasure. That was probably late 1990s.)

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  • “Forecasters call for weather on Monday" said the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. But the rest of the week is up in the air.

  • “Amphibious pitcher makes debut” (an editor should have known that pitchers can be “ambidextrous” but rarely are frogs)

-“Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney”

  • “Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement” Mississippi - making Alabama look smart since 1817

  • “Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons”

  • “Murderer says detective ruined his reputation”

  • “Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison”… Utah, are you making a run for Missippi’s crown?

  • “Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs”

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“Cash is better than a Czech”
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This weekend’s headline: Poile Makes Business Decision for Preds, Trades Subban to Devils
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Apparently the original article is no longer available but this story makes me laugh every time I read it.

Mountain Lions don’t smoke Marijuana

https://www.neowin.net/...ont-smoke-marijuana/

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“Queen Mary to have Bottom Scraped” comes to mind.

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in reference to a woman complaining that her jacket was ruined in a tram door:

‘street car maims attire.’
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It was up here in the past couple weeks, think from a congressman, cracked me up:

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,”
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Local HS kids spent time in an internship program:

“Local Students Get First Hand Job Experience”…

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I can’t remember but I know it was the NY Post and I know it was about Donald Trump!

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La Leche League of Douglas County meets Wednesday at 11. Lunch will be provided.

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https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/02/08/opinion/08Swisher/08Swisher-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale
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“new prime number found in NC”

like someone turned over a rock and THERE IT WAS
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“new prime number found in NC”

like someone turned over a rock and THERE IT WAS

You’re such a nerd ;-D

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I just saw a reference to a headline

“low rents of Arabia”

What have you got

Iraqi Head, seeks arms.

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It was up here in the past couple weeks, think from a congressman, cracked me up:

“I’m sick of sodomy getting crammed down our throats,”

that’s absolutely outstanding.

also: when did “crammed down our throats” become the go-to metaphor for homophobes? they have to know how it sounds. . .

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A friend of mine had a Nashville newspaper headline in his office:

“Three musicians and drummer die in crash.”
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