What's a cool/crazy/useless skill you have

The Coffee Shop
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For me, I know morse code and I can “code” at about 25 words per minute and I can gleek about a meter and a half.

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To echo my post from a thread on the main forum, I can ride a unicycle and juggle. Never tried both useless skills simultaneously though. I’ll have to give that a go…

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For me, I know morse code and I can “code” at about 25 words per minute and I can gleek about a meter and a half.

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I can touch my nose with my tongue

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I can bowl between my legs and avg over 200 pretty easily… i think my high is 244 or something. I guess its not worthless i really piss my friends off when i beat them doing it :slight_smile:

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I can bowl between my legs and avg over 200 pretty easily… i think my high is 244 or something. I guess its not worthless i really piss my friends off when i beat them doing it :slight_smile:

Nice. I think i bowled a 14X something one time and was stoaked…Jerk :slight_smile:

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I can bowl between my legs and avg over 200 pretty easily… i think my high is 244 or something. I guess its not worthless i really piss my friends off when i beat them doing it :slight_smile:

Nice. I think i bowled a 14X something one time and was stoaked…Jerk :slight_smile:

That was a lot nicer than what my gf said when i was down by 40 and started bowling like that and ended beating her by like 50. When I was bowling in high school… yeah i was that kid, luckily played hockey so i wasn’t that big of a loser, I had an unlimited pass. So i’d go bowl 20+ games in a row and just screw around to take breaks. I was nothing like this other kid who’s dad owned the proshop there. he would start on the other side of the ball return throw it half way down the lane on the other side and still get strikes. But he was nuts, like 260-270 avg when bowling at that alley.

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You want me on your Trivial Pursuit team
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I can move my bottom eyelids independantly of the top.

9

I can juggle.

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I can repel women from a vast distance.

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I can move my bottom eyelids independantly of the top.

I can wiggle one ear at a time, but that is far less impressive than yours. Don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone capable of that before.

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Archery. Useless since I don’t have any equipment for it and I have no interest in hunting.

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“I can switch hands and gain a stroke.” George Carlin

I can not be defeated in Trivial Pursuit. My Monopoly game is off the hook. I am the king of Gay Chicken. I can judge your musical taste within the first three things on your iPod.

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i have a photographic memory. used to piss off other students in school. I could close my eyes and read the textbook I had studied the night before. I’ve lost some of it over the years and now only remember parts of things. Must have been the acid from 100+ Grateful Dead shows in the 80’s and 90’s.

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I can make my eyes go around in circles very fast, alternating both the radius from small to large and clockwise or counterclockwise at will. I can also make my eyes go from side to side even faster (my mom is the only other person I know that can do this one).

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I can make my eyes go around in circles very fast, alternating both the radius from small to large and clockwise or counterclockwise at will. I can also make my eyes go from side to side even faster (my mom is the only other person I know that can do this one).

I can move my eyes from side to side…one at a time.

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I can hold two diametrically oppositional opinions simultaneously.

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I can remember and quote obscure movie lines. I not particularly good remembering people’s names or any thing useful.

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I can flare my nostrils. I can also form a Vulcan sign with my right hand, then move the middle two fingers independently of the other two to make a double vulcan sign, and then back again fairly rapidly.

Spot

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I can put a 5" group at 1000m, repeatedly. …It’s not very practical in a modern setting. I never saw the point in “hunting”…Just sit up in bed, open the window… and walk down to pick it up later.

Also…Dogs of all types love me. even the meanest nasty ones come up and lick my hands and let me pet them. shrugs No idea why.

I wish I could juggle.

Oh, and I can paint.

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I can bend a wire coat hanger into a diamond shape, hang it upside down on my finger, balance a penny on the up pointing end of the hook, spin the hanger around several times, and stop it without the penny falling off. I saw it on Letterman many years ago.

Caution - unsuccessful attempts can crested quite the projectile.