but we do live in lilly white, upper middle class suberbia - so my community is not necessarily representative of the country at large
I hope that was sarcasim… Your lilly white suberbia is where all the good drugs are and all the good parties… Of course no sex is going on at those drug infested, rich brat parties…
yes and no to your drugs, sex, and party comment.
we are a very fortunat community in that we have both the money (my tax rate is very high) and committment from parents and the schools to work on teen issues.
does this solve the problems, NO - are kids behaving in ways we wish they would not - hell yes they are kids, but… I will stand by my view that we are not representative of the nation at large - in this instance for good.
For you parents out there concerned about curbing the sexual appetite of your kids, I have guaranteed adivce: Make sure your kids know that you have lots and lots of sex. This will make sure your kids are soooooo grosed out by the concept that they will avoid sex like the plaque. Your daughters will be telling their male friends “Uh, like no, I don’t want to have sex. That would be acting like my parents.”
“Hey son, your Mom and I are gonna get our freak on upstairs. Yeah, I’m gonna flip that shit like an acrobat. Get her wet like the Nile and tax it all night.” Junior will be diving right into that algebra book for sure.
Brett
I’d have figured all these internet users knew about snopes.com already.
Were you listening to Elliott? That was hilarious, of course, not if your kids were partaking in such activities. But I think that there are these colored jelly bracelets that are supposed to say how far you will go, not necessarily the livestrong-type bracelets. On a side note, I hate how the livestong bracelets have become a fashion statement and the meaning is lost. It drives me mad!
yep, elliot … he’s the funniest in the morning wasteland that is dc drive-time … that was the thing though, they brought up the livestrong bracelets and the breast cancer bracelets … he said so long as your kid doesn’t wear a brown bracelet …
laughed so hard at that one…and the doorbell ring! haha
Geeze, I’m glad my kids are grown and out of the house (for the most part) this is scary stuff.
Firstly - you wouldnt want to change schools mid term and end up getting your colours wrong!!
In australian hospitals we are a little more discrete- we only write- Not for resus in the patient history. we dont stamp it on your forehead. I would be surprised if the yellow band you refer to has the words- livestrong-DO Not Resus on it. The bands look quite different.
Blue is Oral
Red is no condom
Black is with a condom
Red & Black is a 69 position
Pink is…licking butt
Green is…upper body only
Jesus, what is this, the prison braclet code?
what color is fisting…
yeah, all of it.
My high school junior son came home from a friends house last week, first time there. Friend is a freshman. Friend showed him a fisting web site. Son’s not allowed to his house anymore.
Fisting is nasty along with some other stuff they do in porn, but if they wanna look at that sh*t they should know to cover their tracks!! Did he show it to him in the living room computer or something? Or just forget to erase the history trail?
it seems as soon as my daughter hit’s 10 or 11, I better start talking to her about sex every other day
I have a better solution. My 11 year-old was present when my wife gave birth to our fourth daughter (I have a son too). When the baby was about to pop out, I moved her closer to have a better look. I call it birth control by fear. Her eyes were like saucers.
Not sure where their computer is, but just said “Hey come look at this”, and it was on the screen.