what is it with women and the ‘royal we?’
she: “boy, we’re really going to have to paint that fence soon.”
he: “yeah, we really do.”
-mike
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“We” goes away when “he” takes “her” to task.
Her: We really need to clean up the leaves in the yard.
Him: There’s a rake in the garage. I’ll take the second shift.
“We” goes away when “he” takes “her” to task.
Her: We really need to clean up the leaves in the yard.
Him: There’s a rake in the garage. I’ll take the second shift.
So does sex:
Her: We really need to clean up the leaves in the yard.
Him: There’s a rake in the garage. I’ll take the second shift.
Her: I think we are going to take a break from having sex.
Her: We really need to clean up the leaves in the yard.
Him: There’s a rake in the garage. I’ll take the second shift.
Her: I think we are going to take a break from having sex.
Him: That’s ok I was having a hard time keeping up with you and my girlfriend anyway.
~Matt
Her: We really need to clean up the leaves in the yard.
Him: There’s a rake in the garage. I’ll take the second shift.
Her: I think we are going to take a break from having sex.
Him: That’s ok I was having a hard time keeping up with you and my girlfriend anyway.
~Matt
Then he wakes up from his daydream and goes and rakes the leaves.
Then he wakes up from his daydream and goes and rakes the leaves.
We all have dreams…
~Matt
like dreams where ‘we’ really paint the fence?
-mike
My wife has been promising to help with the giant vegetable garden she wants for the last 5 years. She helps plant it because that is fun. And she goes out to pick floers in all the gardens and likes trimming the roses and such. But the next time she pick up a hoe and actually does damage to a weed in the vegetable garden will be the first time.
And she always says she will mow the yard (we have a riding mower so no real effort required) but she always wants to do it some other time.
Now I know how my dad felt trying to get us to mow when we were little kids. 
Jeez, who are you guys married to? Wah, wah, wah.
What is it about men and crying on the internet about their partners while generalizing an entire gender?
Jeez, who are you guys married to? Wah, wah, wah.
What is it about men and crying on the internet about their partners while generalizing an entire gender?
I believe it is “no balls syndrome” …
Nothing wrong with division of labour … I am sure all these whiny boys sit and watch football after dinner while the wifey does the dishes. Then wifey runs off to the Women’s room on ST to bitch about it.
what is it with women and the ‘royal we?’
she: “boy, we’re really going to have to paint that fence soon.”
he: “yeah, we really do.”
-mike
Yes, “We really need to start having more BJs around this house. It’s not gonna suck itself.”
like dreams where ‘we’ really paint the fence?
That’s not a dream…that’s just crazy talk.
~Matt
What is it about men and crying on the internet about their partners while generalizing an entire gender?
It’s fun, and probably for most of us does not reflect our real lives…I mean everything everyone says on the internet is true, right?
~Matt
And she always says she will mow the yard (we have a riding mower so no real effort required) but she always wants to do it some other time.
A several years ago our gas trimmer died. My wife insisted we get an electric one so she could use it and not have to worry about mixing gas, etc etc. Now I have an electric trimmer that she has never used…just like the gas one
~Matt
I had the exact same problem with my husband. Go to Home Depot, get the power tool/yard implement/etc he wanted then I’m the only one who ever used it.
And in my house the we always turned into ME.
Sorry guys, goes both ways.
Sorry guys, goes both ways.
Oh I’m not saying it doesn’t go both ways. I’m sure my wife has her list of things that she ends up doing that “We” don’t ever do
~Matt
Sorry guys, goes both ways.
Oh I’m not saying it doesn’t go both ways. I’m sure my wife has her list of things that she ends up doing that “We” don’t ever do
~Matt
Mine is the last 10% of a project, which goes unfinished until right before we need to sell the house (we used to flip) and I’d get it all done. She’d get to enjoy the finished _______ for about a month.
Mine is the last 10% of a project, which goes unfinished until right before we need to sell the house
This absolutely drives my wife nuts.
I think there is something left to be done in every room I have remodeled. Could be missing trim, light switch that needs to be replaced, light cover, switch cover, just a ton of little things.
To me it’s “Hell I tore down all the walls, rewired, replaced all the lights, put up new drywall, plastered, painted, put down new floor…I’m done :-)”
~Matt
Jeez, who are you guys married to? Wah, wah, wah.
What is it about men and crying on the internet about their partners while generalizing an entire gender?
a) never said i was talking about my wife! i married a star.
b) if the internet isn’t for complaining about trivial things to strangers, well . . . what the hell is it for?
-mike