I was at the beauty show and saw lots of wowie neato cool womens today.
Some girls decided to spray some sparkly shit on me today. My hair sparkles, but I smell it everywhere. I smell this stuff and I suddenly am taken back to when I would spend lots of time at the strip clubs.
Why is it that cheap women’s fragrance makes me spring wood? Why do I suddenly have the urge to throw dollr bills at lots of women, hoping that they get nekkid?
Well! aint this a fun post?
I remember a few years ago hearing of someone doing a study on smells and wood 
The most potent smell for inspiring penile blood flow was actually a mixture of Lavender (or some other purple flower) and Pumpkin Pie smell! Go Figure.
Cheap perfume works for me, but better perfume, and just a hint of a whiff of it, (as opposed to an eye watering dose) does it for me even more.
Nothing quite like walking in a crowd and getting that nose twinkling whiff and looking around for the babe wearing it. Hint, she’s usually in stilletto heels and looks a dream.
TriDork
Bunnyman
I’m with ya - been in tons of strip clubs, and there is a distinct smell to the girls - cheep perfume and it always rubs off on ya during a lap dance. The sparkely stuff is just one step further - gets all over you, but love seeing boobies covered in it. The price we pay for fun.
My theory in springing wood - this smell brings back strong memories of da’ club scene and/or high school. During both a guy is about as horney as he will ever be.
My wife has a pretty hot friend who wears the stuff all the time. Basically she is one step up from a stripper. Any time I am around her all I can do is squirm and wiggle around cause my pants need adjustment constantly.
hope you enjoyed the day
Ahhh…doesnt this post bring back some memories of when I was single…
…I guess itwas pretty much a dead giveaway when I came home and my shirt (and hair and face for that matter) have all that glittery body cover shit all over them…reek of bath and body works bodywash…and smoke…and some spilled beer…
And your ears are ringing with some bad metallica song…
Oh, sorry , that was just me…
I love friends like that- I think ever wife neds a friend like that.
Does she give you a show?
Dude, you needs some viagra or somesthings like dat.
I am with you there brotha- expensive, non-eye-watering stuff can do it for me. But usually those womens are quite a bit more expensive than a dollah for a boobie peek.
I did see some boobage for the ticket price, mind you not all boobie.
That is a great smell combo. I get taken back to the fun times I had at the strip clubs. My wife used to like to go; now she ain’t into it, and I am VERY, VERY VERY SAD!!! :^(
I be sniffin’ my arm and I want to throw dollah bills at myself.
I gotta go to Larry Flynt’s this weekend…
Brother,
Anytime you want to do a Trailnet or BFC ride over to PT’s or Flynt’s I’ll lead the pack!
Now wouldn’t that be a sight…a bunch of middle aged men, riding their bikes sporting woodies.
You’re all a bunch of sorry horn dogs and I love all of you!
Actually smell is the strongest memory trigger which explains why the mere whiff of cheap skanky perfume sets off the wood. You’ve all been into strip joints which you claim reeks of this aroma. You’ve all had great experiences in these joints. Now when you get a whiff of some cheap eau de toilette those happy-go-lucky memories (not mammories) come flooding back, and hopefully with the physical reaction they produced the first time.
20 years ago, when hardly anyone knew about the Body Shop, I had a girlfriend who wore it. It’s about the horniest smell on the planet and guaranteed to make me go glassy eyed. Unfortunately it doesn’t smell right on my wife, so she doesn’t wear it, but she lets me wander over to the counter for a surreptitious sniff when we’re in there shopping for her.
Mind you, we have a couple of friends who wear it and know what it does to me. I swear they wear it deliberately.
J.
Scents that remind me of “the day”
Cheezy, bargain line perfume
Vanilla body lotion / sunscreen
Stale beer
Swisher Sweets / Garcia y Vega cigars
That back-alley / under-the-boardwalk bum-p!ss smell (sorry)
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bunnyman wrote:
"My wife used to like to go; now she ain’t into it, and I am VERY, VERY VERY SAD!!! :^( "
Please don’t turn this into a relationship thread, Tom D is in Hawaii and will miss it…
I have a better question - what DOESN’T give a bike tech geek wood?
I’m going to The Body Shop, get some White Musk and wear it in the transition area during Ironman Hawaii. My guess is that I’ll be able to spot all of my Slowtwitch male friends by the pup tents and glassy eyes. Wouldn’t that be an interesting experiment?
(spring sound)!!!
It ain’t 'cos I think I am just some cute little buck rabbit. It is because I am** every bit like a rabbit in every, single way!!!**
We’ll have to do it some time.
Oh no- we want you to come with us!!!