What in the hell am I drinking?!?!

Carbonated water, citric acid, natural flavor (lime), potassium citrate, potassium benzoate, aspartame, acesulfame potassium, contains phenylalanine. No calories, sugar, nothing.

Is this going to hydrate me? Is this going to cause me to pee pebbles? Probably better than pop (soda depending upon where you are from) but what the hell is this?

Beer is just so simple…

i guess you’re looking for someone to say, “yes you’re right. drink beer who needs the other stuff”.

so,i’ll say it. yes, you’re right. drink beer who needs the other stuff. and please drink one for me.

FWIW, i’ll glady take that other morbid stuff off your hands if it’s in your way. lol.

Sprite? 7Up?

Flavoured bottled water?

Prob made by Coke?

nuun?

Diet Gatorade?

yes it will hydrate

yes it might cause you to pee pebbles

yes it probably contains carcinogens

so do all plants
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I’ll guess some type of soda. Diet soda since you listed aspartame but no sugar.

my favorite drink is chocolate soymilk :slight_smile:

Was going to say redbull, but you are missing the caffeine. Maybe diet red bull — but whats the use of that!!!

diet redbull has the same use as coffee =)
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urine
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If it makes you feel any better, I just spit out my mystery beverage due to your comment! Actually, I think one of the flavors is urine.

It is a carbonated water but what the hell is all this crap and how can all these words lead to nothing?!?! According to the label, I am drinking water and it sure as hell does not read that way.

I don’t feel like it hydrates but sometimes water goes down like razorblades to me so I guess anything helps.

If it has no vitamins, you’re getting gypsed.

My guess is lime flavored “Vitamin Water”. Ace-K (acetasulfame-potassium) and aspartame serve the same purpose, ace-K just happens to taste better. So it’s sweet with “zero” calories. Check the serving size – what a lot of these companies do is to drop the serving size down such that there is less than 1 calorie per serving, so in reality there’s probably “almost” 2 calories in there…

Mr. Bubble’s special bubble sauce?

Sounds like either Amino Vital or Crystal Light, either of which would cause my dog to walk away, and he likes licking his balls and butt.

Will it hydrate you? Sure. Is it good for you? Not very. I’d stick with the Guiness for recreational hydration and use Infinit for training and racing. I mean look, it should have one purpose or the other. If you’re just trying to reduce calories or save $$, drink water.

See how simple life can be if you just use logic?

"I’d stick with the Guiness for recreational hydration and use Infinit for training and racing. "

I knew there was some logic and sense buried behind all that curmudgeon-ness. Although Guinness has 2 n’s. :slight_smile:

“I knew there was some logic and sense buried behind all that curmudgeon-ness. Although Guinness has 2 n’s. :)”

    • When I get those tremors, I sometimes mis leters or my finggggggggggggers just get stuck on a key. It’s been like that ever since my second stroke.

is it at least beer flavored?

I occasionally swim with woman in her 40’s and 5 IM’s who mentioned that she uses flat beer on the ride. Starts out with 2 bottles, has hubby at aid stations with replacement bottles. No mention of brand.

I forgot to ask if she eats pretzels as well.

Ever heard of this?