I need a laugh today. What are some of your favorite movie lines?
Here are some of mine.
Can’t remember the movie but it had two southern good ol’ boys with heavy southern accents taking about the supernatural
Q. Hey Sam, what do you think of the oh-cult?
A. I think it’s a crock of shit.
Stop that rhyming now and I mean it!
Anyone got a peanut?
I do not think that means what you think it means.
Left turn, Clyde.
No one puts Baby in the corner (just because it’s so corny!!)
Just watched American Pie again last weekend:
“Oh…Oh…Finch…”
“Oh…Oh…Stifler’s Mom!!”
“What’s my name?!! Say my name, bitch!”
I forgot how funny that movie was.
“Sorry I blew up your mom Ricky”
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Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
The Stranger: There’s just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what’s that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.
Jackie : Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!
The Dude: Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
INCONCEIVABLE!
I love Princess Bride.
Luca Brasi, held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract.
Josey Wales: Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key
Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key
B.G. Ramone: Well yeah. You know, yeah.
Nick Gardenia: Well said. Well spoken, B.G.
Don Corleone: I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Do you feel lucky, well do you punk?
A man’s got to know his limitations.
“Oh, Joel Miller, you’ve just found the marble in the oatmeal. You’re a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from… the FIRE HOOOOOSE!” -UHF
“I’m on drugs!!!” -Almost Famous
“Now that’s how you get pink eye” - Knocked up
“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” - Holy Grail
“Excuse me nurse, I speak jive” - Airplane!
“Is this some kind of bust or what?” - Naked Gun 2-1/2
Anchorman
“She gets a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon… It’s illegal in 9 countries… Yep, it’s made with real panther so you know it’s good… They’ve done studies you know… 60% of the time it works every time.”
Anchorman
“She gets a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon… It’s illegal in 9 countries… Yep, it’s made with real panther so you know it’s good… They’ve done studies you know… 60% of the time it works every time.”
“it smells like a turd covered in burnt hair”
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
“I’ve got a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in twenty minutes.”
“Look, if there’s ever anything I can do for you, or more specifically, to you…”
“Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?”
“Ah, not right now…”
“Girl’s gotta have her standards.”
“Was it that dream where you’re standing on a pyramid in sort of sun god robes, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
“No…”
“Why am I the only one who has that dream?”
“Brothers don’t shake hands; brothers gotta hug.”
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Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty Webb: It’s really… awful.
Carl Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know… credit trouble.
I forgot one…
I don’t fuck fossils for free.
(From a crappy movie my husband made me watch and swears it’s what he based his youth on. I’ll be shocked if anyone can name it.)
“Khaaaan!”
"I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that. "
"Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country’s refusal to accept him, well, I guess that’s more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe. "
“Don’t ever play ‘Lady of Spain’ again!”
“They brought their fuckin’ TOYS with 'em!”
“Well, I’d rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves”
" I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of you’re assholes! I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"
" Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "
Hardbodies.
LOL. I can’t believe it. Someone else has seen that movie too.
I think I’m entitled.
You want answers?!
I want the truth!
You can’t handle the truth!
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you,” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Did you order the code red?
I did what I had to do.
Did you order the code red?!
You’re God damn right I did.