Right before you log onto slowtwitch, while, right after?
Me:
I wonder what ever happened to that cute mail girl?
Two days to the weekend, but I’m going to stay out late tonight anyway.
Why are there crumbs on my keyboard?
What the hell is tri-dork thinking auctioning his daughter off on the internet?
Why isn’t there a fast food place that uses ketchup packets you could actually use? I’d eat there a lot.
Why the hell doesn’t the residual converge and the boundaries are not stable? Is it the boundary condition, or a problem with the initial conditions?
I caught a bit of My Fair Lady on HBO last night while I was servicing my bottom bracket so I’ve had Audrey Hepburn in my head all day. I must say that it isn’t so bad…
I could have danced all night.
How do I look???
I wonder what color thong vitus979 is wearing today?
winning the lottery (yes I played), telling my boss to take a long walk of a short pier, and having more time to swim, bike, run and with my wife. not necessarily in that order…the biking would come first 
That moron Hawking has it all wrong…
I’m about to waste more time on slowtwitch… I’m going to get fired.
Sex… well bikes and sex and how I should be going for a lunch time run in the 104 degree heat… ok well basically sex.
Before: I really should run (or bike) now. But I’ll let my food digest while I SlowTwitch, but only for five minutes
While: Of course Simon Lessing reads SlowTwitch?! How else would he have known that he had to change his position!!!
Immeadiately After: If I’d known I was going to waste that much time, I could’ve eaten more before running (or biking).
Some Time After Immeadiately After: I should have taken a nap instead.
Some Time After Some Time After Immediately After: I wonder what new threads there are?
I’m wondering if Tom D has posted any more thoughts on his love life…hmmmmmmmmmmmm 
Let’s see…
before: “let’s get some inspiration”
during: “wise-asses rule!”
**after: **“sh-t, there goes another 30 minutes of my life!”
Right before: I really shouldnt log on … just stay away … you dont need to read the posts
During: Get out while you can …stop the madness!!
After: OMG i didnt do any work … must finish todays work in 10 min. so i can get home and ride my bike
Minimize! Minimize! My boss is coming up behind me!
I’m wondering if Tom D has posted any more thoughts on his love life…hmmmmmmmmmmmm
And what is the “Kuota Affair” we keep not hearing about? What is the meaning of Andypants screen name? How much longer before Sparticus either comes up with a picture or persuades Kittycat to post her picture to the Hottie Thread? Why do I no longer enjoy my job (does tend to lend to spending more time on Slowtwitch)?
**Minimize! Minimize! My boss is coming up behind me! **
alt-Tab works well also on Windows, takes you to the next open window in a split-second, and your hands don’t have to leave the keyboard…!
Before: ST is definitely better with more interesting characters and threads than TNO
During: ST is definitely better with more interesting characters and threads than TNO - but do they ever talk about anything besides cycling? 
After: ST is definitely better with more interesting characters and threads than TNO - Damn it! Forgot to check the Hottie Thread, guess I better go back…
I’m not an addict, honest. I can quit whenever I want…
Before: I’m so freakin bored, lets see what those morons on ST are saying now
During: I can’t believe some of the crap these idiots post; what a bunch of whiney babies; and what about that asswipe record10 sheesh he’s always got a problem with someone
After: hmmm, I’m definitely not going back on there again… at least not for another few minutes
I was thinking that it would be great if a British SAS team stumbled upon some muslim terrorists attempting to leave a bomb in the subways.
Shutting down Cassa Tibbs, moving back in with my parents, finghting to see my children and hustling a job.