He’ll be signing up for Ironman next, with that cell phone and all. Nice, safe bike riding there John.
But not nearly as bad a loser as the fellow who said these things (below). If these aren’t signs of pure genius, I don’t know what is:
“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
Any guesses?
If ANYONE replies to this, I’ll make his/her life miserable for the rest of their Forum days!
Oh, don’t be like that 
I was thinking the other day, you might be responsible for thinking of the name “smartasscoach”!!!
Yeah… will you sue me for using it? LOL
Well, I still have that failed hub and was gonna ask for a refund next time I saw you… I’ll drop that now…
Any guesses?
Yogi Berra?
Good try.
A hint: he currently holds a very high public office.
I was just kidding of course 
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Nice Serotta.
Perhaps that person has Yogi talking into his ear through a secret transponder because those are definitely things Yogi would say.
Or, perhaps it was a person, who not being smart in the first place, lost a few too many precious brain cells with some pretty heavy drinking and a little cocaine snorting…
But who’s talking doll?
perhaps you meant
To**o** funny
I’m not even so sure all those statements were made by bush, the book of bushism’s is a work of fiction, although it does include slip ups from former presidents, former vice presidents, as well as from the current one. Unfortunatly some people take it to**o** seriously and in doing so, think that our current president is a moron.
Are like those Ray-ban aviator sunglasses circa 1980’s cool???
how un-poser like. he really needs to have on some oakly thump or maybe some Over-the-tops to truely become the ultimate loser,I mean poser.
You might want to check those on www.truthorfiction.com before relying on info you received via an internet forward… unless you’re among the masses of people still waiting for their check from AOL and Bill Gates …
anyway, doesn’t this whole thread belong in the Lavender room?
“If these aren’t signs of pure genius, I don’t know what is:”
And the all time favorite, allegedly said to Tony Blair:
“the problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.”
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Ah, missed the talking doll comment… I received the same quotes via an internet forward. Here’s the direct link to the truth or fiction site analysis in case anyone is interested http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/q/quaylisms.htm
It IS true however, that Kerry recently said that if elected he would appoint judges who would interpret the Constitution according to the law… isn’t that supposed to be the other way around?
Earlier pictures had him riding Mavic Ksyrium SSC SL’s. Wonder if he got too much flak for using a “French” product?
Wouldn’t that be silly if pundits started to analyze Kerry’s Serotta and Bush’s Trek for American component content - time to buy some American Classic wheels!
Have you stopped taking your medication?