“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Wise words that got me through college.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/04/obit.vernon.ap/index.html
Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there’s a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!
Otter: What a tool.
Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn’t get that, son, what was that?
Otter: Uh, I said, “What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules.”
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you’ll be outta here like shit through a goose.
Sheesh…I hope Neidermayer’s ok…
B.
so if you mention extortion again, i’ll have your legs broken
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That is certainly my favorite, here are some others:
Dean Wormer: “Mr. Blutarsky … Zero point Zero”
Cut to John Belushi looking contrite with pencils coming out of both nostrils and ears.
OR
“Face it Flounder, you didn’t throw up in front of Dean Wormer … you threw up ON Dean Wormer”
Can anyone else relate to this:
AH was the first movie that I saw a woman’s …ahem… ‘private parts’…
Ah, the memories…
B.
I believe mine was “Private Lessons” on cable, those were the days
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“As of now they’re on DOUBLE secret Probation!”
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i know i’ll regreat quoting this,“I’M A ZIT GET IT!”
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“Now, she should be good-looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain… morally casual attitude.”
My favorite Dean Wormer Quotes:
“Put Neidermeyer on it. He’s sneaky little shit, just like you.”
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.
Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Marmalard: You’re talking about Delta, sir.
Wormer: Of course I’m talking about Delta, you TWERP!
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
As of now they’re on Double SECRET Probation!