Welp, I'm never eating ice cream again

The Coffee Shop
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First we had this idiot:

*Police are looking for a woman who licked a half-gallon of Blue Bell ice cream and put it back on the shelf in a Walmart store in Lufkin, *

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/07/05/texas-walmart-ice-cream-lick-back-on-shelf-vpx.cnn

Now we have this woman:

*A Florida woman was arrested after police say she spit in ice cream, picked her nose and touched it, and urinated in a bucket used to churn ice cream, forcing the shop to close for days. *

*St. Petersburg resident Jung Soon Wypcha, 66, was charged with criminal mischief and tampering with consumer products Monday after sullying about $2,000 worth of ice cream at Lu Lu’s Ice Cream shop in Indian Shores, Florida, according to the arrest affidavit sent to USA TODAY by the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office. *

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-caught-tape-peeing-ice-141220200.html

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WTF is wrong with people!!!

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You’d have Breyer’s remorse if you bought some of that.

(Yahoo always gets the scoop.)

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“First we had this idiot: *Police are looking for a woman who licked a half-gallon of Blue Bell ice cream and put it back on the shelf in a Walmart store in Lufkin, *”

Check out the People of Walmart website some time and you won’t be surprised.

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You’d have Breyer’s remorse if you bought some of that.

(Yahoo always gets the scoop.)

That’s terrible! But, truth be told, it did make me chuckle …

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Might end up Haagen Dasz toilet bowl.

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https://i.imgflip.com/35dj6g.jpg
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it’s a sherbet she’s got mental issues

brilliant use of “sullied” by the way, that one needs to get out more
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I suppose we can think the ice cream licker for this:

mother is waiting in the pediatrician’s office with her 10 year old daughter. The mother proceeds to video the daughter licking a tongue depressor and putting it back in the jar (with a caption reading, “Don’t tell me how to live my life”). Recorded video is then posted to social media.

I’m at a total loss. Some people need a serious ass whooping.

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And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-seek-woman-urinated-potatoes-133716825.html

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it’s a sherbet she’s got mental issues

doesn’t put me in a Good Humor.

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it’s a sherbet she’s got mental issues

doesn’t put me in a Good Humor.

Timing of a joke is everything
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And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html
I’m curious about technique. Down the pants or sat on the pile.

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it’s a sherbet she’s got mental issues

doesn’t put me in a Good Humor.

This whole thread has Ben And Jurious to my mental health.

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And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html

How fitting is this? I clicked on the link and the video was an ad for diapers.

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And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html

Will just add this to the growing list of reasons I won’t shop at Walmart.

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Potato, .potatoe lets call the whole thing off and piss all over those mother f’#$&**’s!

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And now we have a woman in PA peeing on potatoes in Walmart.

https://www.yahoo.com/...atoes-133716825.html
I’m curious about technique. Down the pants or sat on the pile.

I too wonder about how she peed on the potatoes.

I’m not going to give up spuds over this. I mean, what are the chances of someone peeing on your potato?

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it’s a sherbet she’s got mental issues

doesn’t put me in a Good Humor.

kiki is underrated.

how about a follow function?

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in my own mind I’m right up there with Windy
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