This week on my weekend ride, I tried Anquetil styling “ankling” instead of just turning the pedals over like every other mortal. The results are truly amazing. My little 20 mile loop normally takes about an hour riding easy and just pushing the pedals, but when I pedal “Anquetil” style it only took 4 minutes and 28 seconds. I think I broke the sound barrier.
Next week on Dr. Doom’s insane lab experiments, “can one survive an Ironman on Canola oil and root beer?”
Editor’s note: I am trying to keep myself from pushing the “post” button on this silliness, but…just…can’t…sto.p…