WayOT: personal unbeknowst nonexistant phrases

about a year ago i realized that for the last 30 years i have been saying, “had dranken”,

example: “I bought it and had dranken it by the time i got to your house.”

this weekend my mom was visiting and pointed out it is not “heighth”.

this one i rationalize through its association with the word width…

and to top it off this morning at the parking lot of our group ride a little more aware of my tendencies i noticed and caught myself before saying “had boughten”…

my coworkers haggle me about it… wait till they hear about this mornings “catch”.

that is all…

That’s okay, Bear Grylls (what a name that, yes?) on “Man vs. Wild” repeatedly says “disorientated” instead of “disoriented”…

sigh

:wink:

It sounds weird to me but I think “disorientated” is commonly used in the UK.

I have a co-worker who’s fond of the word “conversated,” as in “I conversated with this hot girl last night.”

He followed that up by telling me that he “stood the night” at her place.

Brilliant.

For anyone living in Michigan…

It’s “MEIJER” not “MEIJER’S”, or
“Farmer Jack” not “Farmer Jack’s”, or
“JC Penny” not “JC Penny’s”

WTH?

towards – the word is toward
supposably – the word is supposedly
CD’s – for plural add s, no apostrophe
mornings “catch”. – morning’s catch." apostrophe for possessive, close quote after period
people that think . . . – it’s people who think . . .
from whence it came – from is redundant
coworkers haggle me – if they want you to lower your price. Maybe they hassle you.

A local friend has a few idioms of her own that drive me nuts.

She says “somethink” for “something” - I mean, WTF, doesn’t she see that it sounds retarded? Why would she choose to mangle something so fundamental?

In the same vein, she says “grosheries” instead of groceries. This may be a New England thing, I dunno. It sounds retarded to me as well.

And she says “you know what I mean?” waaaaay too often, sometimes in the middle of a sentence. WELL NO SOMETIMES I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN, AND I DON’T CARE FOR READING YOUR MIND. WHY DON’T YOU JUST BLURT IT OUT?!

What I don’t get is, this is a fully mature, smart, educated, well dressed, well groomed woman who aspires to culture. Why wouldn’t she polish her speech a she does her appearance? Frankly it’s a bit of a turn-off for me.

come to think of it,

contrary to michigan’s j.c. penney, in mcallen we pronounce it “barnes and nobles”,