Way ot - she's back again!

if any of you recall my previous “romantic dilemma”… well, she’s back again. we’re playing 3-man (and if you don’t know what that is, it’s time to go back to college to get your real education), i’m slightly drunker this time, and she keeps giving me looks, even though she’s sitting next to and joking with my friend.

i know i should take the high road. it’s just so hard to find out what the high road is! and even then, we all know how much more fun it is to descend than to climb.

what would tom d do? gotta be james bond, baby…

I think I speak for all of us by asking you kindly to go to your room, masturbate, and go to sleep.

Chick’s perspective: this girl is just messing with you. Waste of time.

when she gives you a look what you gotta do is flop it out and slap her in the forehead with it.

you cut me deep, tibbsy. you cut me real deep.

and in defense of my continued involvement in this situation, in which the odds are clearly not in favor of me: she’s really hot

I think it might be the wine and croquetas talking for me!

hmmm. upon further reflection (and a couple more beers), i have realized that truer words were never spoken.

time to stop being “that guy”. once again, the input of the tibbs is invaluable.

thanks…

Great…I go to a race directors meeting and come home to this! I missed all the fun!

Good thing Mr. Tibbs and Irongeek were sitting in. I agree with Irongeek…she’s trouble, don’t go there, don’t touch that, you don’t know where it’s been. She’s sounding like more and more trouble (not you Irongeek, girlfriend) than a one nighter would be worth. She’s certainly not looking to spending any daytime, sober hours with you is she?

If she wants to get to know you better, try asking her to go for coffee and something during daylight hours. She may find that you’re a really cool dude and decide to stop playing these childish games.

You never know, there might be a girl B wishing that you’d stop looking at this girl A, and talk to her (B)instead.

THAT’s the one you want to be with!

Andy

Chick quicksand. Never heard that one before, but it’s perfect…may I use it if I preceed it by saying, “Like Tibbsy says, watch out for _____________!”?

Dude, you’re in college- the ultimate buffet line of young girls. For a metaphoric look at this, we’re going to liken this girl to a tasty-looking vat of Kung Pow chicken at a chinese buffet.

Yet you’re firmly stuck on the Kung Pow chicken that you have yet to even get a toothpick into. When you get your clean toothpick to take a taste, someone always gets in front of you or takes the container away from the steam table to put fresh in.

More than likely, you’re not seing the people who are running scared into the bathroom because the Kung Pow is making them sick.

Get out of the buffet line, look at it from far away, and THEN fill your clean plate with the other delicacies. From a distance, you would see everyone getting sick from the Kung Pow chicken. While your friend is piling the Kung Pow chicken onto his plate (and are going to see that he will be very, very sick), you can get Moo goo gai pan, Hot braised chicken, egg rolls, and a very limited special offering of soft shell crab roll (spider roll). Pile it up, just don’t get the Kung Pow chicken as it will make you very, very ill and maybe land you in the ER.

Moral of the story- there are many other women who are probably a LOT nicer than this toxic chick.

I can promise you one thing. If she’s sitting with someone else and giving you the “look”. You’re not the only one getting it. These types take the highest bidder. Who ever looks the best at the time.

Mr. Tibbs wrote: You may use it like you said it. No need to use my name.

Forever grateful! Can’t wait to use the new phrase, better call my 19 year-old son before he takes off for the day!

You have a thing for your friend. No, I’m not joking. Think about it.

These types take the highest bidder. Who ever looks the best at the time.

I think the parents of the Chef character on South Park would refer to that type of person as a “succubus” (costs three fiddy")!

Michael

being recently removed from college, like Bunnyman wrote, it’s the buffet of hot chicks… never again will you have all these women in such close proximity… I worked in a corporate office once out of college and there were exactly 0 good looking women out of thousands! so unless you plan on being a professor, take advantage of the situation.

but you have to play it cool and not chase women around, then you’ll look like every other 18-24 year old guy in college… so now that I am older I live by one of Gordo’s mantras “Need little, want less”, and I’ll be damned if it doesn’t drive women crazy… she’ll give you the look and you won’t give a shit, and it will drive her to go post on slowtwitch.com about trying to seduce some triathlete kid, and we’ll recommend her buying you a disc wheel

Given my past decade’s average experience with relationships, best to either not heed my advice- or do just the opposite (current experiences notwithstanding).

irongeek is right. I would listen to her.

I think that you should think “Is she someone that could hold a conversation with my mom?” If she isn’t, or if you wouldn’t even want her to get near your parent’s house, then I think that she isn’t worth your while. My other guess is that she IS just seeing how hot she really is, I have friends like this and it is really obnoxious to go out with them; however, they are even starting to realize that any of the “relationships” that they start in this drunken arena don’t amount to anything and it is better to find someone with mutual interests that’s fun to be around and that mom would like. SO my advice would be to not touch it. Also, let’s remember that looks aren’t everything—

Dude, she’s obviously out of your league (whether that’s up a level or down a level is up to you.)

I’d strongley recommend having her post a picture on this site then we can verbally (okay, textually) abuse her and make her see she is really looking for is a cute cudly rodent.

Dude, just go up to her look her straight in the face and say “hey, you wanna hook up or what?” If she says yes, great. If she tries to play you, blow her off, she’ll come crawling.

Who cares if your mom would like her, your not planning on marrying her. Aren’t you really just trying to knock them boots? Come on, step up.

I can’t believe I just replied to this thread. I think I have to go to the bathroom and make myself throw up.