I go hairy in the off season, but now it’s time to get rid of my leg fluff. Shaving is a pain in the butt, so I was thinking I could just rip all the hair out. Will a cool buzz be enough, or should I be stumbling drunk?
I think blackout drunk is the appropriate level. That way no matter how much it hurts you will just wake up with nice smooth legs (maybe a little patchy) and not remember how it happened!
Agreed. A state of unconsciousness should work…
Try Nair, or some other liquid hair remover. Smells terrible for a few hours, but takes all the pain and hassle out of shaving, plus it keeps the hair away longer!
How hairy is hairy?
don’t be a *ussy. Cool buzz will be fine. It’s not that bad.
Nair for Men. Awesome stuff.
What’s with you Ster’s and drinking?
Sack up and go to a day spa and pay a pretty girl some money to do it for you. Here’s why:
A) She knows how to do it right so as to create the least potential for ingrown hairs and pain.
B) Nair and other depilitories smell to high heaven and can be major skin irritants.
C) Professional waxing leads to much better results (i.e. more time before you have to do it again) than home waxing.
Do it. You won’t be sorry. And you won’t feel like an idiot buying the stuff at the drug store.
Besides, at the good day spas they give a glass of wine or two while you’re waiting… 
Skip the Nair. Get a professional wax. It can’t be that bad if people get their ‘sensitive areas’ waxed regularly…
Dude, you’re not all that hairy. Couldn’t feel any worse than second degree burns…
It’s important to yank the stuff off in one powerful motion in order to minimize the torture, and you’re likely to flinch if you do it yourself. Your best bet is to have Dave do it.
Can I watch?
PS I shave, because I’m way too hairy and way to chicken to wax. I"d get so drunk I’d wake up with a tatoo…