Warning: not safe for alligator lovers

I’d say the reptile won the round. And I pity the animal control guy that has to do the humane thing and get it out.

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That reptile doesn’t know and doesn’t care about a knife through it’s scull. The humane thing to do is to leave it the hell alone.

Welcome to Florida, America’s Australia.

Welcome to Florida, America’s Australia.

Except for the knife-gator is in Texas.

Florida claims the gator as its own.

:wink:

Florida claims the gator as its own.

:wink:

His sister is in Florida and she wants child support.

Florida claims the gator as its own.

:wink:

His sister is in Florida and she wants child support.

don’t know about the gator’s personal life, but am willing to bet on where the knife was purchased.

I had some gator chowder once. It was darn tasty.