Wanted: Shiv w/ disc rear & Di2 sub-$1,000 w/ free shipping

Classifieds
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I need the good folks in the classified section to help me find my dream bike.

I want a late model bike with the best components, but I want it cheap. I mean, I want you to practically donate your bike to me b/c I deserve a good deal and you probably have several bikes, and we both know that you can ride only one at a time.

I have $1,000 to the offeror who promptly fulfills my petition to deliver this $9,500 machine to me with free shipping. Oh, you should also include a new roll of bar tape for free.

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Best things to say “Walmart probably has a bike that will cover your needs for a few bucks, and you can even get a suspension fork for that price. You can also order some “Shiv” stickers on ebay for a few cents”.

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Nobody gets my humor. I think I’ll put hemlock in my fuelbelt.

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I need the good folks in the classified section to help me find my dream bike.

I want a late model bike with the best components, but I want it cheap. I mean, I want you to practically donate your bike to me b/c I deserve a good deal and you probably have several bikes, and we both know that you can ride only one at a time.

I have $1,000 to the offeror who promptly fulfills my petition to deliver this $9,500 machine to me with free shipping. Oh, you should also include a new roll of bar tape for free.

i have bike you want. Send me you shipping full address and contact infomation. hurry, so i can get the shipment to you. I accept payment by western union.

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I think their was a Nigerian price offering one on here.
You just had to send your credit card number and social security information and he will get it in the mail

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never hurts to ask…

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I think their was a Nigerian price offering one on here.
You just had to send your credit card number and social security information and he will get it in the mail

Yes I am hear, how may I service you friend?

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I have a 2012 shiv with the diaphragm disc with powertaps and 808 di2. I’m willing to sell for $499.
The shipping would be $8501 if your willing to cover.

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I have a 2012 shiv with the diaphragm disc with powertaps and 808 di2. I’m willing to sell for $499.
The shipping would be $8501 if your willing to cover.

LOL

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He did say free shipping.

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There are some fine retailers in Indonesia that can probably offer you that deal.