Virtual Epic Diet

15 lbs @ 3500 cal / lb = 52,500 calories deficit required

52,500 calories / 19 days = 2763 cal/day deficit required

Assuming your basal metabolic rate is about 2000 cal and you are eating 2000 cal / day you need to burn 2763 cal/day working out.

2763 cal/day / 600 cal/hr = 4.6 hr / day working out

To lose that about of weight in April you will need to workout 4 1/2 hours per day on average (or dehydrate yourself and lose the weight in water).

That’s pretty aggressive, even for a triathlete.

Brent F has this exactly right.

Over the past 3 years I have converted myself from a 250-lb golfer into a 185-lb fast AG’er.

I have vast experience at cutting calories, both before and after I began training. Any deficit larger than 500 calories per day (conveniently 3500 calories or 1 lb/week) requires willpower that, for me at least, is unsustainable for more than a few days.

This is true whether I’m sedate, or putting in 20-hour training weeks. On my biggest IM training days (say 6 hr bike, 1.5 hr run), I burn about 6000 calories beyond my daily normal metabolism of 2000. Honest to gosh, if I don’t eat 7500 calories before bedtime, I’m too hungry.

Godspeed, Slowman. I wish you great success, but I don’t envy the level of suffering you have carved out for yourself.

(And I do think that a superhuman effort on your part can result in 15 lbs over 21 days, but at least 7 of those pounds will be from the dehydration that accompanies extreme dieting. I hope you’re not going to show up for Wildflower minus a gallon of water.)

Don’t you love us naysayers? We’re providing you bonus motivation.

GR

This delectable description and mouth-watering picture of the melt-in-your-mouth pie are two of the cruelest things I have ever seen on the Net. How can you dangle this under the nose (and in front of the mouth) of Slowman, et. al?

Out of a show of solidarity for Slowman and his fellow Epic-Dieters, tomorrow I will begin my log of food “in” and, hopefully, be shamed away from my otherwise horrible eating habits (today is too late to start; I’ve already had 4 pop-tarts). I will not even think about this pie (ok, tha’s a big lie but I think I can resist if I don’t look at the picture anymore) anymore until May.

Insider tip: If you own stock in Kellogs, you better sell now. Pop-tart consumption is about to drop off precipitiously.

I’m in. 192 currently. Goal 185. Fat loss, no water or muscle.

If only this had never been created!!

http://www.jif.com/products/images/5150024191.gif

I swear this is part 4 of the “Axis of Evil”

"but once it hits the lips, it’s like a feeding frenzy… like a sorority girl on nickel beer night…

I’VE BEEN AN ADDICT. THIS IS CRACK IN A FRIGGIN PLASTIC JAR!

Belatedly, you have a deal. I’m still in, hope you are too.

Update?

Me? Weekly riding average down to 91/miles per week (feh)

Plateaued for nearly 3 weeks now (236).

I feel like a tick… .

  • mike

Mike:

It’s going very well. I think you and I are the only two left – maybe that’s 'cause we have more to lose than the skinny shits here.

Regardless, I’m just cruising on this Epic Diet. I’m making the effort to eat lean and clean – i.e., most of my calories are from fruits, veggies, lean protein. Occasionally, I’ll have some bread or cereal, including the oatmeal I have for breakfast most days.

I’m not even sure how much I’ve lost – I forget what I weighed when this thing started. But, judging by how my clothes fit (actually, how they don’t fit) it’s quite a bit.

Also, I’m working out 6 days a week, primarily at the gym.

By early August, I plan to be a lean, mean fighting machine (who gets where that reference is from?).

Best,

John

No one guessed it. No KJ’s here, obviously.

That was Winger to Ox in Stripes. “You’re a lean, mean fighting machine.”

Consolation prizes available.

Hey!

Just got in from redeye biz trip to DC. Unable to ride anything; meetings from the time I got OFF the plane up till 3 hours before return to LA. Last night, I walked from the hotel to Pentagon City and thru Arlington Cemetery in a suit and dress shoes. I think I should get double-secret credit for being to deal with the minor humidity.

But!! I BROKE the code!

I am DOWN to 230, bro!!! Four (count 'em 4 suit sizes down), am donating some very nice Italian suits to the Salvation Army next week.

2-3-0 !!!

Secret? Rode harder, smarter, with the team last Saturday (hills, more hills, more hills). Salad with a dash of tuna, broiled chicken breast (yum Yum); yogurt stacked away in my office refrigerator. Didn’t snap back at my wife because she thinks I’ve gone “overboard” with this “new hobby of .”

Don’t worry, I still have the IPA, Guinness, and Heifeweizen safely packed away on the bottom shelf.

Short-term goal: 220 by 30 Jun along with suit-size down to 44R (now 48R) by Aug 05.

Best to ya!

  • mike