Using The Food Channel To Make You Stronger

Triathlon Forum
1

You will need:

  1. Cliff bar, preferably the “carrot cake” one.

  2. One 16oz glass of Lemon Lime Endurox 4.

Turn on the food channel, and watch what’s going on now: barbeque, chicken, brisket, and chili cookoff contests around the nation.

During this, while you point out at the screen: “oh, hell I could eat that,” or “I definitely could eat that right now,” or “I could eat that right now with one hand, yes, I could…”, eat the Cliff bar and drink the Endurox, just to show those bastards how independent and mentally strong you are.

2

I’m with you brother. Unfortunately, Rachel Ray has me wrapped around her little finger. Any woman with her giggle who can teach me to cook 30-minute meals owns me.

3

I am with you on this one: LOL !

When I am on the trainer I tend to favour the food channel. Once fell of the rollers when I got too engrossed into a rather good recipe and forgot to peddle! So now I always peddle and try to ride straight! LOL