USAT resolutions you WISH we could vote on

The Coffee Shop
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  1. Up the no wetsuit rule to about 85 degrees

  2. Penalties for anyone who uses a walkman/ipod in a race. 1st offense: dope slap. 2nd offense: harder dope slap and DQ

  3. 4:1 (or less) ratio of athletes to port-o-johns.

Others?

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  1. race your age on race day

I am in 2 age groups this year anyway: 25-29 for NAS races (IMFL and Eagleman 70.3, because they are “exempt” from the USAT rule), 25-29 for non-USAT sanctioned races, 30-34 for USAT sanctioned races. 25-29 for straight up running races. I don’t like it. I especially don’t like being made to write “30” on my leg when I’m NOT! :stuck_out_tongue:

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2) Penalties for anyone who uses a walkman/ipod in a race. 1st offense: dope slap. 2nd offense: harder dope slap and DQ

Please tell me you’re running for the board. I will register for a lifetime membership and vote for you twice every year until I die.