now that I saw a college Football Game for real, screamed, etc. do I get my citizen right away? or is there something else to do? (if it’s baseball…screw that…)
now that I saw a college Football Game for real, screamed, etc. do I get my citizen right away?
No, that was the pre-9/11 requirement. Now you have to attend a NASCAR race- *in person- *and drink domestic beer throughout. Good luck, froggy! 
Nascar? and domestic beer?
when’s the next flight to Canada?
You also have to get a 200 pound woman with 6 teth, wearing spandex shorts and a tube top to show you her tits. Then you have truly attended a nascar event.
Buy a pick-up (ford ) perferably a large dualy 6 -10 miles a gallon , used is better . Eat till your 50lb over weight and the crack of your ass shows everytime you bend over. Always eat at home town buffet ,till you can’t stuff another spoon full down, shop at walmart . Buy a dog that you never play with feed him just enough that he barks all day. Hang a few US flags out in front of your house ( a house with a car port or a trailer , I mean mobile home ),let the wind & sun bleach, and tatter them to ribbons . That’s a start to bein a good AMERIKIN. later you can buy guns and watch your wife get hooked on the shopping channel. Watch king of the hill for other tips.
That was great, Vitus… cracked me up… especially the “Good luck, Froggy” sign off. Classic.