Two cars made me laugh!

The Coffee Shop
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You won’t believe what I saw while driving.

There was this guy in a fairly new BMW minding his own business. He had a 70.3 sticker on his car. That made me laugh a little. You know, here’s this moderately successful guy with a small johnson bragging about himself. Anyway, not long after I see the guy in the BMW, a trashy looking Versa comes racing by with a 140.6 sticker! He pulls in front of the BMW and almost causes a bit of a mess. Now I am really laughing at this spectacle. Poor schmo with a little johnson trying to upstage moderately successful guy with a small johnson!

Too damn funny.

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I don’t get these people and their stickers.

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LOL. Where’s the popcorn?

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I bet one of them was actually vain enough to post about the incident on slowtwitch :wink:
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That’s nothing. This morning I saw this fairly new Lavender Room thread minding its own business, when suddenly this other trashy looking thread comes along… :wink:

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I saw a car with a plate frame saying:

If you’re gonna ride my ass

at least pull my hair

Woman in her 40s. Business attire and all.

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So, there I was out on the freeway, driving the Beemer I borrowed from Brick, when all of a sudden, this Versa comes swerving around me . . . . .

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I saw a car with a plate frame saying:

If you’re gonna ride my ass

at least pull my hair

Woman in her 40s. Business attire and all.

I’ve seen that one around here. My personal favorite read : “CAUTION: DRIVER MASTURBATING”. I laughed the whole way home!

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You live in BC?

I guess that was CaptainCanada :wink:

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I saw a car with a plate frame saying:

If you’re gonna ride my ass

at least pull my hair

Woman in her 40s. Business attire and all.

What kind of “business”?

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Well played.

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So, there I was out on the freeway, driving the Beemer…

Ride a Beemer. Drive a Bimmer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW

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Big schmuck with tiny johnson bragging about his superiority here.

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I really don’t see how a sticker or tattoo is any different than people on a forum talking about themselves or pointing out how everyone else is flawed all day long.

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Well played.

Why thank you.

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Big schmuck with tiny johnson bragging about his superiority here.

So were were you in the BMW or Versa?

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I really don’t see how a sticker or tattoo is any different than people on a forum talking about themselves or pointing out how everyone else is flawed all day long.

Definitely Versa.

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I drive a bimmer because it is fun. I did have a Prius drive in my draft zone the other day trying to conserve fuel though.

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I really don’t see how a sticker or tattoo is any different than people on a forum talking about themselves or pointing out how everyone else is flawed all day long.

You have tshirts made up of every online post you make and wear them daily for the world to see?