Anyone else go through this? I met a girl, friend of a friend, hit it off straight away, lots in common, intelligent, switched on and attractive. My heart flutters when I get a text from her. A couple of dates and things are moving along nicely. Saturday night we go out for dinner and drinks (lots of drinks) and we both know tonight is the night. We’d been sexting all week and from what I was saying she probably felt she’d hooked up with an ex porn star. It goes without saying she had every expectation of getting the best sex of her life that night. We got back to hers, both drunk. we jumped into bed and despite some initial enthusiasm from my manhood, it didn’t take long for Mr Floppy to come out to play. This has only happened once before. i made an excuse and went to the toilet to try and talk some sense into Stanley, but he was done for the night. The more I tried to encourage him, the more he retreated, like a turtle’s head retreating back into his shell. She said “it was fine”… I’m sure it’s not! I may get a 2nd chance, but I’m so paranoid it will happen again, even without alcohol. The more you think about it, the more chance of it happening…Where to from here?
Never underestimate the stubborn nature of the whiskey dick.
Uh maybe act like an adult and don’t get so plastered it doesn’t work?
Anyone else go through this? I met a girl, friend of a friend, hit it off straight away, lots in common, intelligent, switched on and attractive. My heart flutters when I get a text from her. A couple of dates and things are moving along nicely. Saturday night we go out for dinner and drinks (lots of drinks) and we both know tonight is the night. We’d been sexting all week and from what I was saying she probably felt she’d hooked up with an ex porn star. It goes without saying she had every expectation of getting the best sex of her life that night. We got back to hers, both drunk. we jumped into bed and despite some initial enthusiasm from my manhood, it didn’t take long for Mr Floppy to come out to play. This has only happened once before. i made an excuse and went to the toilet to try and talk some sense into Stanley, but he was done for the night. The more I tried to encourage him, the more he retreated, like a turtle’s head retreating back into his shell. She said “it was fine”… I’m sure it’s not! I may get a 2nd chance, but I’m so paranoid it will happen again, even without alcohol. The more you think about it, the more chance of it happening…Where to from here?
maybe your dick did your thinking for you and in this rare case it was the wiser.
You need to get back on the horse quickly. The more time you have to worry about the next time the more likely you are to fall flat…pun intended.
Oral for her. She doesn’t care what your dick does.
Next time call in a stunt cock.
How old are you?
Was this a “too much booze†thing? Or a “damn I’m old thingâ€.
How old is she?
When was the last time you “got it in�
Did she do anything (mouth, hand, lingerie dance) to try and raise the flag?
Someone else mentioned- did you at least try and give her some pleasure- mouth, hand, BOB(battery operated boyfriend)?
Did you just got home? Or stay the night? Why not stay over and try again when “morning wood†arrives?
Oral for her. She doesn’t care what your dick does.
Hopefully he at least made the offer!!
Hire a fluffer.
Shake it off. Laugh it off. It happens to everyone now and then. And if it happens again and she pulls the chute and runs, oh well, wasn’t meant to be. Don’t be so hard on yourself (see what I did there?).
Nothing ruins a good time between the sheets like thinking about it too much.
Oh, and, try not to get plastered beforehand. A drink or two to relax is fine.
Oral for her. She doesn’t care what your dick does.
hmm that’s where the problem started. I do pride myself on being relatively proficient at performing oral sex (on a girl). So I started and she was deathly silent, I couldn’t even hear her breathe. I had to look up to make sure I wasn’t going down on a corpse. I then saw her chest rise slightly, so cracked on. But I found the deathly silence perturbing which largely contributed to the floppiness.
Oral for her. She doesn’t care what your dick does.
hmm that’s where the problem started. I do pride myself on being relatively proficient at performing oral sex (on a girl). So I started and she was deathly silent, I couldn’t even hear her breathe. I had to look up to make sure I wasn’t going down on a corpse. I then saw her chest rise slightly, so cracked on. But I found the deathly silence perturbing which largely contributed to the floppiness.
Maybe the physical chemistry isn’t as strong as you think. That doesn’t sound like fun at all (for either of you).
Sounds like you caught the gay. Go visit a truck stop and see if that wakes up Mr. Happy.
Sounds like you caught the gay. Go visit a truck stop and see if that wakes up Mr. Happy.
I’ve been banned from most of my local truck stops 
That sucks man.
It has never ever happened to me until I started dating this one girl. Was really attracted to her, but for some reason it just didn’t click. Weirdest thing.
The problem is that the more you try not to think about it the more you’ll think about it.
I suggest gong out again, not too much to drink and then a shit ton of foreplay.
Then see where it goes…hopefully inside her.
You might as well give up on sex. You’re probably too old for it if this is happening. Time to get back into triathlon and spend your energy there.
It sounds like the chemistry was there. Was she interested in receiving oral, or was she self conscious about it at the time, explaining why she wasn’t getting into it.
That being said, my wife never makes a sound until she orgasms. It is frustrating and does affect my performance. I can spend 20 minutes giving her oral and she’ll never make a sound. Well, sometimes she’ll ask me to change the TV channel while I’m doing it, but that doesn’t count.
It sounds like the chemistry was there. Was she interested in receiving oral, or was she self conscious about it at the time, explaining why she wasn’t getting into it.
yeah I’m not sure, good question though.
That being said, my wife never makes a sound until she orgasms. It is frustrating and does affect my performance. I can spend 20 minutes giving her oral and she’ll never make a sound. Well, sometimes she’ll ask me to change the TV channel while I’m doing it, but that doesn’t count.
yeah it’s fucking off- putting!
Stop drinking when you expect to have sex. It really isn’t any more complicated than that.
A lot of people think they want to try swinging. But they are nervous so they drink. Then they sit in the corner yanking on their dick like they are trying to start a lawn mower trying desperately to bring it back to life (and it never ever works) while their wife is having a good time with guys who aren’t idiots. And you never see them again.
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