None of the below are mine, except the track cycling ones, but I thought I’d share.
I ride my bike more than my girlfriend, but she still loves me.
Size does matter. Use the big ring.
Track cycling - 40mph and no brakes. Sounds like fun.
Track cycling - Go fast, turn left.
The Kilo - It’ll only hurt for a minute.
Fancy a threesome? (swim, bike, run)
Does This Bike Make My Butt Look Fast?
So you think you cadence?
Sometimes I run commando
Almost drowned, crashed the bike, puked on the run. When’s the next Tri?
Swim, Bike, Run, Rinse, Repeat
Triathlon T-shirt - Caution: This shirt contains a hot female triathlete. Do not honk, or drive erratically.
If your relationship still works, you can do more training.
If it doesn’t hurt, you’re not going fast enough.