Triathlon funny one-liners and slogans

None of the below are mine, except the track cycling ones, but I thought I’d share.

I ride my bike more than my girlfriend, but she still loves me.

Size does matter. Use the big ring.

Track cycling - 40mph and no brakes. Sounds like fun.
Track cycling - Go fast, turn left.
The Kilo - It’ll only hurt for a minute.

Fancy a threesome? (swim, bike, run)

Does This Bike Make My Butt Look Fast?

So you think you cadence?

Sometimes I run commando

Almost drowned, crashed the bike, puked on the run. When’s the next Tri?

Swim, Bike, Run, Rinse, Repeat

Triathlon T-shirt - Caution: This shirt contains a hot female triathlete. Do not honk, or drive erratically.

If your relationship still works, you can do more training.

If it doesn’t hurt, you’re not going fast enough.