Triathlon caused break up

It all came out when She said she was tyre’d of me riding my bike so much and she wheelie couldn’t handle it. Personally I am not sure where this bike resentment stems from. I must say it is not the 1st time I have been told spend to much time doing tri stuff by a girlfriend and they never seem to stay in the frame for very long. They always say I am chain’ed to my bike, and they claim I am just a dropout hooked on triathlon and they want a quickrelease. So it appears I am faced with another Brake up. This is despite my best efforts to crank up the romance. I even made a cassette of our favourite songs, and play a cosy night in the hot tub to cement our relationship. In stead I just got saddled with guilt for fork’ing out to much money on equipment. It all came to ahead set’ting up what looks like a permanent split when she went to throw out my favour chair and I said this seatstays.

It all started so well when our eyes met a Cross the bar but now it has gone down the tube and our relationship has become derailed from the 1st few well oiled months of harmony. She thinks I am obsessed just because my favourite TV character is Sprocket from Fragle rock alloyed to the fact my favourite type of facial hair is a handlebar moustache. Ok when she returned from the hairdressers and asked if I like her new extensions I did ask if she had got straight ones or ski bends.

Still my friends have been great coming around to see how I am bearing up. I still cannot work it out as I hardly think about triathlon or bike at all.

Worst…post…ever
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I call bullshit. Fake story.

Art?

Ya think?

Spot

Well, I guess you fixed it so now you can freewheel. Your such a shifty guy

Your post is too high.

So the chair was the clincher?

This post is almost as stupid as Yaheys Midwest weather post…almost
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