Tri Gear Pimp'n

Attention tri gear suppliers:

I intend to knock 90 minutes off my IM time this year. Of course, it helps that I was kinda slow last year.

If you send me some free stuff, I put on my nomex underwear and I will post like crazy that it is YOUR product that made the difference. In fact, I may say that your product made me 2 hours faster, but someone else’s crap made me slower.

All good tri gear welcome.

Stuff that will definitely make me faster:

T1 wetsuit. Definietly good for a 90 minute improvement on my 1:23 last year.

Road bike. Gotta group ride to learn proper drafting ettiquite for IMFL.

New Helmet. Color coordinate please.

Expensive carbon aerobars.

Important: There is no limit on how much stuff you can send me. I can post under multiple names and after yesterday’s PC post, I am flameproof.

Dude! You are such a Tibbs wannabe!!! This is so last month man…I think that Tibbs has everything that anyone is going to give away (hell I even sent $35.00!)

While I will admit to being a tibbs wanna be, the main differnce here is that I want new shit and I posted this as a joke in response to yesterdays flame fest.

“Color coordinate please.”

Finally, someone understands.