TrashTalk vs. TheRealFinman - the smackdown

It’s about time that my all time heroes go head-to-head.

Uli, I’m with you bro! Apparently no-one is feeling it like we are. Where is trash talk???

My attempt to start this rivalry last night: http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=2522382;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

Sorry I missed that.

It’s totally obvious to me.
They are heroes.
Legends.
This is the new Macca vs. Crowie. Macca is doping? Crowie is drafting? So what!

It’s Finman vs Trash!

Uli, I’m with you bro! Apparently no-one is feeling it like we are. Where is trash talk???

My attempt to start this rivalry last night: http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=2522382;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

I’ve never done an IM. Or a marathon, for that matter. But I would like to go to Arizona.

I’m going to sponsor you. Will not be enough to fly you down there and race but I’m sure others will step up as well.

It’s something we should not forego.

"I’m going to sponsor you. Will not be enough to fly you down there and race but I’m sure others will step up as well.

It’s something we should not forego."

To keep up with The Finman he’ll need transportation during the race as well. Do you know where all the timing mats are located? I’m sure Frank does but I don’t think he’ll share that info.

I got your back Trash Talk but you better come correct on your outfit not just some weak a$$ knock off 80’s shades!

I disagree. Trash talk needs to do what trash talk does - including the shades. However, Finman is SO MUCH MORE HATED than anyone on planet ST right now, that Trash Talk could rise up and be a Christ-like character.

I too will pitch in to partially sponsor trash talk. By the way, I love that he’s been mixing it up with TheRealFinman! It’s happening…

I disagree. Trash talk needs to do what trash talk does -

Spot on. He’s a genious without knowing it.

This is history in the making. Be part of it!

No… No… I mean only that he should add more than just the Sunglasses in order to increase his uncanny Awesomeness level to God like proportions.

checking on flights…

Again, he does what he does. No matter what, it will be greatness.

Clearly, if Bekele vs. Bolt is happening, there is no reason for this here not to happen.

PEOPLE!!

I’ll pitch in, but only if he wears this for the race:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b262/jhaggard29/IMG00178.jpg
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I got a 50.00 to pitch in to send trash talk to Arizona.

Uli, I’m with you bro! Apparently no-one is feeling it like we are. Where is trash talk???

My attempt to start this rivalry last night: http://forum.slowtwitch.com/…;;page=unread#unread

I’ve never done an IM. Or a marathon, for that matter. But I would like to go to Arizona.

Ah, but could FinMan have done the Jailbreak last weekend? I say NO!

Besides, there’s good reason to think Finman has never done an IM or Marathon either! :wink:

What about the Borat outfit?

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Trash Talk cries that he doesn’t get a reward for placing at a race.
Finman cries that he doesn’t get recognition for mediocre performances*

*Oh, and there’s that little cheating thing.

Finman is a dishonest guy, Trash Talk is probably honest; usually the loud and eccentric ones are (i.e. Terrell Owens)

I’m a little nervous…how did you get that picture of him?

Strong thread from Uli who was an early adopter and strong advocate of Trash Talk’s genius. The piece of the puzzle that Uli has explained better than anyone else is that it doesn’t matter whether Trash Talk is purposefully engaging in a brilliant satire of the triathlon community or just is what he is.

I know what Finman is, but I missed the “The RealFinman.” Is he the real Finman?

BTW, what is that garment Trash Talk wears? Thankfully, I’ve never seen such a thing–are those pajamas? Some kind of bizarre jumpsuit that a person who lives in a big city might wear?