A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire - 40,000 BARRELS lost in the blaze.
It’s Jim Beam. Where’s the tragedy???
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Fire officials in Kentucky are letting a fire burn through a Jim Beam warehouse containing 45,000 barrels of bourbon to avoid water contamination. “It’s about the best-smelling fire I’ve ever been at,†a local fire official said.
Does this mean Mila Kunis is out of job now?
Does this mean Mila Kunis is out of job now?
It means a bunch of basic white dudes who are “SO INTO BOURBON!” will have to substitute Kessler’s for their “bourbon” and coke.
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Pappy van Winkle is a more likely suspect
It’s Jim Beam. Where’s the tragedy???
Agree.
I wonder if the Japanese Holding company burnt it down. Insurance claim will be more profitable than selling the booze.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
It bourbon. So its “Thoughts and Prayers for the Thots and Players”
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Pappy van Winkle is a more likely suspect
That would be like Ferrari burning down a Kia factory…
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Why would a Tennessee whiskey be concerned with a Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey?
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Sorry it’s Jack Daniel. Jack Daniels is the Whiskey. Pet peeve.
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Sorry it’s Jack Daniel. Jack Daniels is the Whiskey. Pet peeve.
Sorry, the whiskey is Jack Daniel’s. You’re missing an apostrophe. Pet peeve.
The first pedant doesn’t stand a chance around here. 
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Pappy van Winkle is a more likely suspect
That would be like Ferrari burning down a Kia factory…
Nice!
Do the police know where Jack Daniels was when the fire started? He would be my first person of interest.
Sorry it’s Jack Daniel. Jack Daniels is the Whiskey. Pet peeve.
Sorry, the whiskey is Jack Daniel’s. You’re missing an apostrophe. Pet peeve.
The first pedant doesn’t stand a chance around here.
Oops. Actually a typo. That’s what you get when you try to be accurate. Been to Jack Daniel’s a few times. Great tour usually led by old employees. Hope all peeves are now put to bed.
“Given the age of the lost whiskey, this fire will not impact the availability of Jim Beam for consumers,” the spirits company said in a statement.
The destroyed whiskey amounted to about 1% of Beam’s bourbon inventory, it said.
Yay! $1 rail drink specials can continue!
That would be like Ferrari burning down a Kia factory…
Kia’s profit for 2018 was $1.1B. Ferrari’s was $0.9B.
So if you’re looking for motive…
That would be like Ferrari burning down a Kia factory…
Kia’s profit for 2018 was $1.1B. Ferrari’s was $0.9B.
So if you’re looking for motive…
Burning down a Kia factory would cause Kia customers to buy a Ferrari?