New experience for me. Terrible shooting form. Couldn’t jump. No ball handling skills.
Lots of stamina well into the game but terrible speed down the court.
I don’t aspire to be a triathgeek…ever (even if it would be possible without supplements)
Post of the day!
New experience for me. Terrible shooting form. Couldn’t jump. No ball handling skills.
Lots of stamina well into the game but terrible speed down the court.
I don’t aspire to be a triathgeek…ever (even if it would be possible without supplements)
OK, I’ll feed you, Nosebleed. You caught me on a good day, but at a weak moment. Come on up, over, or down to SE Michigan. Leave your girls size 6, 28.5" rock at home. And bring a towel and a cell phone – you’ll need something to cry in and a way to call your Mommy for a ride home. I’ll spot you 9 points and the ball IN A GAME TO 10! I’ll break your ankles, chump. And when you’re bending over at the waist, gasping for air, holding onto your shorts, and wondering to yourself “How am I going to stop this guy?”, I’ll read it in your face, and then I’ll give you “The Look” and say “If you don’t know, you better aks somebody”. Punk ass bitch, anyway.
COME AT ME FOO
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9/10
good form, sir
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Good reply, but have you read the thread titled, “Tonight I swam next to a crossfit-er?”
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Good reply, but have you read the thread titled, “Tonight I swam next to a crossfit-er?”
“and I said, ‘Hollywood, which way’d he go?’ and Hollywood said, ‘Where’d who go?’”
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Someone parodied my post?!?!?
That be sum funnie shit :0)
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Did he travel much?
Welcome to ST. 
Did he travel much?
Frequent flyer miles baby.
Man kept asking if we could just add a couple points to his score even though he couldn’t make the baskets himself. Insisted there must be some sort of lottery system for scoring baskets and had the deepest look of confusion when I told him he actually had to EARN them.
Maybe if that punk does some crossfit he can get some hops and come back and dunk on you!!
Please… bring it on. I can play ball and race respectably well.
Red Box…close to Bread Box…Bread has gluten in it…Gluten free…JUMP HIGH = GLUTEN FREE
SOMEONE POST AN ARTICLE ON SLOWTWITCH
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Please… bring it on. I can play ball and race respectably well.
Simmer down there fella. I have the utmost respect for your racing and ball fondling ability.
New experience for me. Terrible shooting form. Couldn’t jump. No ball handling skills.
Lots of stamina well into the game but terrible speed down the court.
I don’t aspire to be a triathgeek…ever (even if it would be possible without supplements)
I used to LOVE it when the runners mad XC skiers would come into the gym and “get some run in.” Those were some easy games, like a cat toying with a mouse! But, alas, now I’m one of them fools now, just older and balder.
Totally love the post! Good form, sir, good form indeed!
Good reply, but have you read the thread titled, “Tonight I swam next to a crossfit-er?”
Uh…no. Shit. Did I just fake outrage at a new STer’s parody of a previous post? I need to read either more ST or less ST, not sure which…(sigh). Thanks for the prompt, TriBeer.
New experience for me. Terrible shooting form. Couldn’t jump. No ball handling skills.
Lots of stamina well into the game but terrible speed down the court.
I don’t aspire to be a triathgeek…ever (even if it would be possible without supplements)
I used to LOVE it when the runners mad XC skiers would come into the gym and “get some run in.” Those were some easy games, like a cat toying with a mouse! But, alas, now I’m one of them fools now, just older and balder.
Totally love the post! Good form, sir, good form indeed!
Why thank you my good man. Behind the smoke and mirrors of this post I am but a simple unidirectional being. Only capable of moving at mediocre speeds in 3 endurance sports.
Every time I play basketball my gosh darn hips hurt for days.
Only capable of moving at mediocre speeds in 3 endurance sports… So you’re really fast! and coordinated. I’m actually jealous.
Great post BTW. Possibly the best use of humor I’ve seen on ST.