Today's Jackass Election Day!

Vote early, vote often.

And remember, a vote for Vitus is a vote for SuperFundiness!

OK, people, I am not seeing any votes coming my way. This is wholly unacceptable.

Let me give you all fair warning: If I do not win this thing this week, next week I am going to pull out all the stops. You think I’m SuperFundy now? Oh, no, I’m not. But I will be. If the votes don’t start piling up for me soon, I am not only going to *reply *just about every OT thread posted on the forum, I am going to start creating my own OT threads. You do not want that to happen. Trust me.

I’ve already started compiling a list of good OT threads to punish the forum with. I am not bluffing. Vote now!

You’ve got mine - where’s the polling place :wink:
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Holy (literally) crap, you’ve got my vote.

I’m going to read that Belloc book soon too.

Nick