Tibbsy update

heard from him today. he says thanks to us all, and, “I have to take a big step out of the sport and forum for a while and do some really painful work so you guys won’t have my brilliant insight and spelliing to guide you through your daily life.”

he seems healthy, happy, fine, all things considered. he ends with, “Take care and if anyone asks I’m dealing crack out of a Caddy and keeping the bitches in line.”

anything less would disappoint me.

now that tibbsy is taking a sabbatical i believe lawoof is going to have to fill in as my interim hero (in another thread he establishes his bona fides).

Does that mean that I have to take my “Are You Mr.Tibbs?” Tee shirt off of my drivers seat?

Dan , that is truely great news. IF appropriate, please pass on my pleasure at that news and best wishes for his future.

Awesome news. May his legend live on forever.

Tibbs was the crazy great, great uncle twice removed I never had.

Awesome news. May his legend live on forever.

Keep the Tibb’s Lavender Room alive!!!

I never understood the “Tibbs-Thing”.

I thought of him as the seriously crazy old man who lived down the block who threw his own poo at passerbys.

“I thought of him as the seriously crazy old man who lived down the block who threw his own poo at passerbys.”

there’s a kind of redeeming charm in that, if you think about it.

“I thought of him as the seriously crazy old man who lived down the block who threw his own poo at passerbys.”

"there’s a kind of redeeming charm in that, if you think about it. "

Gets old.

Where is the heir apparent LaWoof’s establishing thread?

I feel the need to watch a train wreck in progress.

“Where is the heir apparent LaWoof’s establishing thread?”

Get thee to the promiscuity thread. LaWoof has got the goods.

I don’t care what anyone says…I still think he’s really Kittycat. :slight_smile:

Great news, I hope he can harness that great sense of humor he’s been given to keep life in perspective. I miss his posts - he’s one of the few who can make me laugh out loud. Good luck to you Mr. Tibbs, I’m sure it’s not the last we’ll hear from you.

"Get thee to the promiscuity thread. LaWoof has got the goods. "

“The 2 years of sex before that were a big, messy humping blur. I boned just about anything that moved. Two at a time, three at a time, men, women, fat chicks, ugly chicks, even a few supermodels. Hell, I lost my virginity at an orgy in a time share in Mexico. I dont really know the #, never have. Its got to be high though.”

I think I found it.

Tibbs would be proud.

I’m honored! I would like to thank the academy, all my fans, and most of all, god. Without the power of Jesus Christ, I wouldnt be able to curse quite as pointedly. Somehow yelling “Budda” at the kids just doesnt get the point across… and by kids I mean you guys.

Lets get a few things straight here. I am NO LONGER that guy. I am happily involved with the woman of my dreams. (naturally, if you know her, you would know that I dont have a choice in the matter, shes bigger than me…see girls kicking our ass thread)

As for tibbs, I am very sad that he is no longer going to be another one of my pet athletes that I can stroke into being a steely eyed missile man. Hope he come around and emails me soon. If he does, I’ll be sure to inform the board just how bad ass he has become.

PEACE!!!

“Take care and if anyone asks I’m dealing crack out of a Caddy and keeping the bitches in line.”

Well that is just great, I just started a new crack habit to try to cure my recent depression. Will you give Tibbys a bumb and let him know he has a taker.

Glad to hear he is doing okay.

Be warned though, he’s shorting people on the rocks, and his bitches have been falling off the past few weeks. If he doesn’t tighten things up, he’s gonna lose the West Side.

Julian,

Jon is currently (hopefully not much longer) off Slowtwitch but not off the net. He can be reached at,

customerjon@hotmail.com

Dave

I never understood the “Tibbs-Thing”.

I thought of him as the seriously crazy old man who lived down the block who threw his own poo at passerbys.
Have you ever had an old man throw poo at you? Don’t knock it until you have tried it.

please tell him my spiky black heels await his return, and every day he’s absent counts as one spanking…two if he talks back.

meow.

kc

damn AJ…rotflmao!!!