What Tibbs do something stupid? What is new about that?
Well ladies and germs I am going on a fast. Nothing but water and a small glass of milk when I take my meds. It will last for 5 days. Why? I want to test myself. My number 1 enemy is food, junk food to be more accurate, and I think 5 days of me doing with out is quite a test. I will also have some kinda vision quest thingy.
vision quest thingy?
Oh, please, PRETTY PLEASE, report your visions to us, Tibbsy…particularly as you get to day 4 and 5 of your fast. Should be quite a ride!
Luv ya, man.
Vision quests are totally cool. I think you’re supposed to find your “power animal”…any guesses what that might be?
Also, I think you’re allowed to eat Pez on a fast. Pez really isn’t part of any actual “food group”. Yeah, Pez and water…awesome fast!! Good luck brother…
My animal will be a French Bulldog, because I am incredibly cute and I want to sit in the laps of rich women.
"What Tibbs do something stupid? What is new about that?
Well ladies and germs I am going on a fast. Nothing but water and a small glass of milk when I take my meds. It will last for 5 days. Why? I want to test myself. My number 1 enemy is food, junk food to be more accurate, and I think 5 days of me doing with out is quite a test. I will also have some kinda vision quest thingy. "
Sorry to have to say it, but you will only end up weaker and end up gaining back whatever you lose, and maybe then some.
Tibbsy, buddy, try this instead, it really works and is healthy - and much easier:
Reduce your caloric intake by 500 calories per day.
That’s a pound per week, four pounds per month, and you can lose as much weight as you need to without too much pain.
how bout sitting in a sauna for three of four days just to add a little more umph to your vision quest?
It’s not about wieght loss it’s about doing something wierd during a week when everything in my life will change. It’s about doing something I have never done before, not over eating.
Please be very careful
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No worries. Odds are 10 minutes into my fast I will panic and eat one of my shoes.
Yeah, on second thought…what he said, Tibbsy. Mucking with body chemistry when you’re already on meds may not be wise…hope you’ve consulted your docs…
Will the peyote and mushrooms count? Tell Jim Morrison I say howdy.
Deep fried in french fry oil, a shoe can be quit taste.
Yeah, but you can only fall back on that once more!
“Baby, baby why you dye your hair?
Why you always keeping with your mother’s dare?
So Baby why’s who’s who, who Baby know you too?
Tell me now Did the other children scold on you?”
…If I come on like a dream…
Good luck, dude. I fasted with a couple friends once for two days. It’s rough. I found that the hunger sort of plateaued after a while. The most important thing is to keep yourself occupied. Zero calorie gum helps too. Are you doing any workouts during this fast? Be sure to reward yourself afterwards. I went to the Old Country Buffet and definitely got my money’s worth.
Went 5 days without food as part of a NOLS course before college. 1st day was the worst. After that, not really a problem. I dreamt of doughnuts. . . .
Drink plenty of waters. Careful brushing your teeth. After day 3 the toothpaste tastes so damn good you’ll be tempted to re-load another 10 times. I don’t recommend that.
Why don’t you just say you’re trying to lose as much muscle as possible?
Good luck with that.
Oprah would not do it that way.
If you want to fast do a google search on The Master Cleanser or The Lemonade Diet. It’s pretty interesting stuff and I actually know someone that followed it and seemed to really believe in it. I’ve thought about it but I couldn’t go a week without a beer and or margaritas.