Let me put it this way. TG could have taken home the entire men’s and women’s prize purses for Puerto Rico, Texas, New Orleans, Chattanooga, and Eagleman, and his income might approach mine during the same period. If I had no self respect, I could easily avail myself of one of the Kona slots allocated to repugnant, self-important douche bags.
As a proud protege of the incomparable jackmott, I am also a world class armchair aerodynamicist. My drag per kilogram of body weight would inflame the equipment neurosis within you tri dorks well past the current state of “absurd and intolerable”.
Any questions?