So don’t tell me how disgusted you are at the topic. You came in here knowing that this is a thread about bum wiping.
It is taking me longer and longer to get a clean bum lately. Are clingons more prevalent as you age or something?
Has anyone else noticed this? Or am I alone in bum wiping hell?
Do you keep working towards that confirmation wipe?
I feel like I’d be there all day. I stop at the “holy hell, good enough” wipe.
It’s because your butt is getting hairier as you get older.
If you’re not using flushable wet-wipes in your process, then you need to get with the program. It will take your clean-up game to the next level.
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I feel like I’d be there all day. I stop at the “holy hell, good enough” wipe.
you’re gross.
start waxing your ass-crack
I feel like I’d be there all day. I stop at the “holy hell, good enough” wipe.
you’re gross.
start waxing your ass-crack
Or shaving
It’s because your butt is getting hairier as you get older.
If you’re not using flushable wet-wipes in your process, then you need to get with the program. It will take your clean-up game to the next level.
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DO NOT USE FLUSHABLE WIPES… they are flushable in that they will go down, the toilet… the sanitation department, will tell you they hate them and they clog there systems… DO NOT FLUSH THEM…
I have gone on med’s that cause constipation. I know have rabbit poo’s the more fiber I eat they grow from raisin size to plum size… but butt wiping has been less of an issue.
I don’t think that my diet has changed but it seems like my poo is just really wet these days. And clingon is not really the right term It’s like it just smears everywhere when it’s coming out.
It’s because your butt is getting hairier as you get older.
If you’re not using flushable wet-wipes in your process, then you need to get with the program. It will take your clean-up game to the next level.
There is no such thing as a flushable wipe
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As others have said, address any significant hair issues and consider wet wipes or some sort of wet bum rag arrangement.
Add more fiber to your diet.
IMO North America should get on the bidet train.
OK, then don’t flush them.
But you can still use them.
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So don’t tell me how disgusted you are at the topic. You came in here knowing that this is a thread about bum wiping.
It is taking me longer and longer to get a clean bum lately. Are clingons more prevalent as you age or something?
Has anyone else noticed this? Or am I alone in bum wiping hell?
I too am in this hell you speak of. I need to join a group or something to talk to others with a similar affliction.
Get a toilet seat with bidet function (there are systems to retrofit your existing toilet; no need to install an extra bidet).
You will thank me. Profusely. Bigly. Believe me.
I know what you’re thinking. I was a doubter as well, but the wife insisted we get one. I thanked her bigly, profusely once I tried.
Get a toilet seat with bidet function (there are systems to retrofit your existing toilet; no need to install an extra bidet).
You will thank me. Profusely. Bigly. Believe me.
I know what you’re thinking. I was a doubter as well, but the wife insisted we get one. I thanked her bigly, profusely once I tried.
BLeP would never get off the can if he had one of those…
Get a toilet seat with bidet function (there are systems to retrofit your existing toilet; no need to install an extra bidet).
You will thank me. Profusely. Bigly. Believe me.
I know what you’re thinking. I was a doubter as well, but the wife insisted we get one. I thanked her bigly, profusely once I tried.
So what is the step by step process? Do you need towels? Do you get soaked? The whole thing is completely foreign to me
Get a toilet seat with bidet function (there are systems to retrofit your existing toilet; no need to install an extra bidet).
You will thank me. Profusely. Bigly. Believe me.
I know what you’re thinking. I was a doubter as well, but the wife insisted we get one. I thanked her bigly, profusely once I tried.
So what is the step by step process? Do you need towels? Do you get soaked? The whole thing is completely foreign to me
sit on bidet. turn on water. a stream of water gently massages your bum hole. What you do after that is up to you…
Get a toilet seat with bidet function (there are systems to retrofit your existing toilet; no need to install an extra bidet).
You will thank me. Profusely. Bigly. Believe me.
I know what you’re thinking. I was a doubter as well, but the wife insisted we get one. I thanked her bigly, profusely once I tried.
BLeP would never get off the can if he had one of those…
It depends on how large his hotwater heater is. Living where he lives, I’m pretty sure that once the hotwater ran out he’d be more than happy to abdicate the throne.
Get a toilet seat with bidet function (there are systems to retrofit your existing toilet; no need to install an extra bidet).
You will thank me. Profusely. Bigly. Believe me.
I know what you’re thinking. I was a doubter as well, but the wife insisted we get one. I thanked her bigly, profusely once I tried.
So what is the step by step process? Do you need towels? Do you get soaked? The whole thing is completely foreign to me
sit on bidet. turn on water. a stream of water gently massages your bum hole. What you do after that is up to you…
Is this a tipping situation?
Does it ever miss and just spray everywhere? Do I need to put up a butt towel rack next to the toilet or is toilet paper sufficient to dry?