This Guy's a Victim? You're Kidding, Right?

As the piece below says, “Only in America”:

Robert Stephens*, a resident of St. Paul, Minnesota, *graduated from Carleton College (average cost: $42,942/year) in 2010 and now studies law at The George Washington University Law School (average cost: $70,449/year). His father has a Ph.D. and two master’s degrees; his mother also has a master’s degree. Only in America could a kid have been blessed with so much… and only in America could he still claim to be a *victim. *America’s capitalist society has apparently leveled a grave injustice against his family and Robert will not stand for it.

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Robert, right, with a friend on the GWU campus (Image: Facebook)

Stephens — who identifies his personal political philosophy as Bolivian socialism — made a trip to New York City this weekend to participate in the “Days of Rage” march on Wall Street. He was arrested Saturday when he refused police requests to get up and out of the way of traffic in the street.

In his emotional “rage,” Stephens told the sympathetic Socialist/Marxist/Anarchist crowd how an eeeeeevil Wall Street bank had taken his parents’ home away from them:

Attempts to contact Robert to find out exactly what grave injustices he and his family have suffered have gone unanswered. In the meantime, sympathetic comments on both Robert’s Facebook page and the YouTube video are also… unsettling:

(Full disclosure: I attended GWU as an undergrad and, to help make sure my mortgage gets paid every month, I continue to work at the law school as a part-time employee on the weekends.)

Our friend Robert and his woeful tale have quickly become darlings of the liberal blogosphere and the mainstream media (and Iran’s Tehran Times!). Here he is in a picture posted at Buzzfeed — an image that perfectly captures him utilizing the biggest tool in the left-wing’s arsenal: the media.

Here’s the best part, though:

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According to the Daily Kos, Robert should be commended as “a patriot” for spelling out the reason people are protesting. “If you can watch it without being affected, you are as heartless as Dick Cheney,” the site notes.

There’s just one problem: Robert Stephens’ story is (surprise!) completely bogus.

Phone inquiries into the county property records & taxpayer services office reveal that the Stephens family home is not and ***never has been ***in foreclosure, that property taxes had been paid in full this year and the remaining balance on their mortgage for the half-million dollar home is less than one year’s worth of tuition+fees at their son’s law school.

The nail in this empty protest‘s coffin is a delightful phone conversation I just had with Robert’s mother, Marquita, where she admitted Chase Bank indeed was not “taking” their home from them. Instead, due to a recent “reduction in income,” they’ve decided to hold a “short sale.”

When I asked Mrs. Stephens if she and her husband planned to stay in their suburban St. Paul, Minn., surroundings after the sale, she told me they weren’t too keen on the idea. The area is “a bit too conservative,” she said.

(ed. Man, if the St. Paul area’s “a bit too conservative,” she must be planning to pick up stakes and move east, to Minneapolis, home of Minnesota’s own Keith “Keith X. Muhammad” Ellison, Democratic Representative of the state’s 5th Congressional District)

Good Lord, but I WISH I’d had this kid’s life when I was growing up in Southwest Detroit. We are seriously and steadily (and at a rapidly accelerating pace) defining down our definition of “victim” in this country.

perception is reality

southwest detroit ftw
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are you suggesting the reality distortion vortex is just as powerful on the extreme left as the extreme right?

Define “victim”
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this is shocking shit man
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To be a “Bolivian Socialist” doesn’t it help to be um, Bolivian?

are you suggesting the reality distortion vortex is just as powerful on the extreme left as the extreme right?

Yeah. What you just said. :wink:

Great story.

This fool is a socialist, but is protesting against the banks that were propped up by the state?

What a fucktard.

perception is reality

southwest detroit ftw

True dat. When we moved from Delray, near the river and Zug Island, over to the Vernor and Central area of Southwest Detroit we thought we’d finally made it to the “nice” part of town. And it wasn’t really all that bad. I only saw one kid shot in the head, in fact, the several years I lived there before I went into the military. :wink:

I’m wondering what kind of horrible existence this gentleman must’ve suffered for him to be filled with such “Bolivian Socialist” (he must be a big fan of their president, Evo Morales) rage, though. It must’ve been tough growing up on those mean streets in his St. Paul neighborhood, filled as it was with rundown $500,000 homes and an obvious criminal element.

are those two guys in the picture from “the Fresh Prince of Bel Air”.

Define “victim”

I think the gentleman’s probably defined “victim” for all of us, don’t you?

are those two guys in the picture from “the Fresh Prince of Bel Air”.

Looks that way to me, sir.

(ed. Man, if the St. Paul area’s “a bit too conservative,” she must be planning to pick up stakes and move east, to Minneapolis, home of Minnesota’s own Keith “Keith X. Muhammad” Ellison, Democratic Representative of the state’s 5th Congressional District)

Ive lived in minneaplois for 6 years and st paul for 6 years. the area of st paul I lived in was more liberal than where I lived in mpls even though I was living a few blocks away from tim pawlenty.

I still cant decide if pawlenty is smart or a jerk for not handing out candy on halloween. He always had his aids do it.

(ed. Man, if the St. Paul area’s “a bit too conservative,” she must be planning to pick up stakes and move east, to Minneapolis, home of Minnesota’s own Keith “Keith X. Muhammad” Ellison, Democratic Representative of the state’s 5th Congressional District)

Ive lived in minneaplois for 6 years and st paul for 6 years. the area of st paul I lived in was more liberal than where I lived in mpls even though I was living a few blocks away from tim pawlenty.

I still cant decide if pawlenty is smart or a jerk for not handing out candy on halloween. He always had his aids do it.

I know the areas. I was in management for Northwest Airlines and I was all over those towns. Great places to live, for the most part (Minnie’s got a couple of rough spots, but what big city doesn’t?). I’m wondering how she features St. Paul as being “a bit too conservative,” though? Sure didn’t seem that way to me, it being a part of the DFL hegemony. And if the DFL’s too conservative for her, what’s next? Bolivian Socialism? :wink:

See? Pawlenty’s squishy behaviors, even with Halloween candy, are a perfect illustration of why he never caught fire with the 'Pubs this year.

Reminds me of another “victim” recently in the news regarding my alma mater…

http://abovethelaw.com/2011/05/a-law-student-plays-the-race-card-and-gets-busted-big-time/

At least this tool from GW didn’t implicate an entire police force of being racist pigs.

But kuddos to both of them…despite their lies they called our attention to some important things
that we were all unaware of…namely that some wall street bankers are greedy and that some
cops are a-holes. Well done.

Am I supposed to know who this guy is?

Am I supposed to know who this guy is?

Nope. He’s more, like, a symbol of what victimhood has become in this country, wouldn’t you agree?

Yes. America is full of victims. Real and imagined.

Reminds me of another “victim” recently in the news regarding my alma mater…

http://abovethelaw.com/...ets-busted-big-time/

At least this tool from GW didn’t implicate an entire police force of being racist pigs.

But kuddos to both of them…despite their lies they called our attention to some important things
that we were all unaware of…namely that some wall street bankers are greedy and that some
cops are a-holes. Well done.

I remember this guy. Fell back on the old “I was hoping to spark a discussion with my literary license” gag. What a cretin.

To be a “Bolivian Socialist” doesn’t it help to be um, Bolivian?

That’s not necessary. But it does help to have a tin ear for economics. :wink: