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Doesn’t he look like a young Bill Murray
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Bananas… when all you can offer is fruit.
Wait a minute - I thought BANANA was the “safe word”?
Ma’am, I’m sure there are a lot of ways I’ve gone that you haven’t.
Talk about your massive potential for growth! I am the little acorn that becomes the oak.
I am the gatekeeper
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i was thinking the same thing!
i was trying to come up with a ghostbusters themed caption… i’m just not on my game this morning.
"So there I was catching the bike for Macca, big cyclist the Macca, and he throws his bike right at me. It almost goes into the crowd and you what he says, “Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga”. So I caught his bike and I was like, “Hey, Macca, how about a little something, you know, for the effort. And he says “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, take this banana and shove it mate”… So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”
It’s like doing Ironman Wisconsin.
WISCONSIN? I got the shit kicked out of me at Ironman Wisconsin once!
This chick is TOAST.
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear
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my wrist hurts, but I have other talents
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Tri Chick - “Do you have any regrets?”
YBM - “‘Garfield’, maybe”
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YBM: this new sponsor deal with Banana Hammock seems to be working out. But this suit really does fit right
Her (in head): eyes up, eyes up…
“Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don’t have to worry about racefuel no more. And I said, that’s good! One less thing.”
“Life is like a cluster of banana’s, it is all about getting the right curves”
I only eat bananas but I still have this watermelon.
Man: “Hey… I just had a thought. I noticed the firm grip of your right hand on your left wrist. After we finish these bananas, let’s ditch this race. I know a great spot where we can sunbathe together.”
“… yeah, I hear what you’re saying about stickiness but taking the skin off makes it more aero when you lift it towards your mouth, I have a white paper on it somewhere …”
This chick has obviously been talking at this poor chap for an age and all thats going round his mind is “dont get turned on…no no…no, think of something really bad…no not naughty…bad!”
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So I’ve got this excellent banana pudding recipe back at my place. What are you doing after the race?
“Did you just fart?”
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“Every time I squeeze my wrist I’m able to conjure up the image of a half-naked pregnant man eating a banana.”
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