The comet landing edged out Kim Kardashians ass shot on twitter.

Sadly, Rosetta and Philae are releasing a sex tape.
Probably thought ESA was landing a comet on Kim’s ass.
It probably would have bounced farther.
Not a chance, her ass has a much stronger gravitational field.
I’m pretty sure that some of the gravitational field lines weren’t there in the original picture.
I’m pretty sure that some of the gravitational field lines weren’t there in the original picture.
I am so damn disappointed in the lack of Uranus jokes here. Really?
I’m pretty sure that some of the gravitational field lines weren’t there in the original picture.
I am so damn disappointed in the lack of Uranus jokes here. Really?
I thought you were sick of me asking for those pics
I’m pretty sure that some of the gravitational field lines weren’t there in the original picture.
I am so damn disappointed in the lack of Uranus jokes here. Really?
I thought you were sick of me asking for those pics
well played.
I meant the giant orb of KK arse and you know it.
I’m pretty sure that some of the gravitational field lines weren’t there in the original picture.
I am so damn disappointed in the lack of Uranus jokes here. Really?
black holes have indeed been reported between the twin gas giants
I’m pretty sure that some of the gravitational field lines weren’t there in the original picture.
I am so damn disappointed in the lack of Uranus jokes here. Really?
black holes have indeed been reported between the twin gas giants
Thank you. Tri-Banter, see? That wasn’t difficult at all.