Therapy: Cry like a baby about the tour here

Lance is not in yellow!!! WAAAWWAWA Contador rides by himself and drops his own team and everybody else!!! WWAAWAWAWAW I dont like Contadors pistol thing!!!wWAWAWAWAW
Lance is my hero but heros dont loose!!! WAWAWAWAWA

The team trial removed certain people from competition. Imagine the drama if the team time trial hadn’t had seperated some folks early on. Oh yeah, wawawawa.

WAAAAAAAA!

Contador can still lose the tour

WAAHHHHHHHHHH! I wrote this beautiful thing about how dramatic Saturday would be on the Ventoux and then recorded it with my best voice and now I look foolish. Again. And again.

Oh well. My bad.

Well, maybe the race hasn’t been decided yet. And also, maybe the tooth fairy *is real. *Then again… anything can happen…

I think if there were more uphill finishes this year Cantador would have cracked by now.

Hey, I think it’s been a great, entertaining Tour, and really look forward to tomorrow’s and Saturday’s stages to see how the rest of it will shake out. Clearly, Contador is the strongest rider and deserves to win, but that doesn’t mean we can’t nitpick some of his tactical decisions along the way, and ridicule his silly pistol gesture. Neither diminishes his achievement. My only gripe from today’s stage was punking Kloden unneccessarily, when Kloden had been fulfilling his duty admirably by nursing LA up Verbier on Sunday and then escorting AC up the final climb today, but that doesn’t mean I want something bad to happen to AC. I would just like to see an Astana sweep since that’s something that hasn’t happened since before there was such a thing as TV, let alone daily coverage and Interweb forums.

I’m not in France watching it live. WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA

Fab still isn’t in yellow. WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA

Jens is out of the Tour. WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA

This tour has been very boring until now WAAAAAAAA, WAAAAAA

but wait,… someone is spicing it up!!!

Damn, it’s Contador… WAAAAAAAA

There has not been any discussion about Greg Lemond. What’s up with that?

CONTADOR WON the ITT!!! WAWAWAWAWA

I’m not in France watching it live. WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA WAWAWAWAWA

That pretty much sums up how I feel…