The way things should be

Just came home from a wedding. My friend owns a wedding venue and we go help out when they have a wedding. This one was a muslim groom marrying a Christian bride. It was a fairly traditional Christian wedding ceremony. The Muslim family danced a little and we made them virgin margaritas. We joked around with them at the bar and they seemed to be enjoying themselves. They specified no pork for the meal so we made beef and chicken. No problem. It was a great time and there were no beheadings. Why can’t things be this way everywhere?

I think that’s the way it usually is for most Christian/Muslim encounters actually.

Jackasses are all over the place. Aside from the relgion represented at the wedding, you just managed to be around a decent group of people who were enjoying themselves. I take it you do not know many Muslims??

Huh. It’s almost as if Muslims could be thought of as regular people.

Nope, don’t know many.

I don’t know why I ever formed such a negative opinion of a religion.

It was a great time and there were no beheadings.

I went to a wedding once where one of the bride’s maids gave me some beheading in one of the dressing rooms.

Did you pork her afterwards?

Did you pork her afterwards?

This is all I’ll say about that…

http://images.woolworthsstatic.co.za/Pork-Rump-Steak-Avg-400g-2064920000005.jpg?o=YOD1ftCbbN2NzdQetFiDPHfkGk4j&V=VTqt&

Did you pork her afterwards?

This is all I’ll say about that…

http://images.woolworthsstatic.co.za/Pork-Rump-Steak-Avg-400g-2064920000005.jpg?o=YOD1ftCbbN2NzdQetFiDPHfkGk4j&V=VTqt&

Wrong hole?

Did you pork her afterwards?

This is all I’ll say about that…

http://images.woolworthsstatic.co.za/Pork-Rump-Steak-Avg-400g-2064920000005.jpg?o=YOD1ftCbbN2NzdQetFiDPHfkGk4j&V=VTqt&

Wrong hole?

Define “wrong”.

Did you pork her afterwards?

This is all I’ll say about that…

http://images.woolworthsstatic.co.za/Pork-Rump-Steak-Avg-400g-2064920000005.jpg?o=YOD1ftCbbN2NzdQetFiDPHfkGk4j&V=VTqt&

Wrong hole?

Define “wrong”.

The one shit is only supposed to come out of.