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Bill Walton Vs. Don Cherry. Bill Walton is probably 3 feet taller, but Don Cherry could kick his ass any day (or at least bite his kneecaps off)
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Every pair of skates worn in the NHL is cooler looking than the latest Kobe model 5000.
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The NBA has players paying off the Crips and the Bloods, the NHL has players paying off the Russian mob. Russian mob has nukes - a clear winner.
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Slapshot vs. that horrible Michael Jordan and the disney all stars monstrosity - no contest. Paul Newman and the Hanson Bros win, hands down.
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Eastern European women. Anna Kournikova, anyone?
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Radio Shaq ad campaign
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Mario Lemieux’s Pittsburgh Penguins team was going to move, so he bought it - how cool is that?
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The power play is way cooler than the free throw (although the foam-fingers behind the backboard do help.)
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1 time out per team per game. Man up and play, for chrissakes!
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Sudden death overtime. The most exciting thing in team sports.
MH