Today in the sessions we have a real treat for everyone. He is a master carpet fiber builder, guitar tech, stripper teacher and Rock god on high. So without further ado…BUNNYMAN EVERYONE!!!
Where you from?
I am from St. Louis, MO, though I have lived in many places and, in turn, have many different accents. My best accent is probably my Bristolian accent. “allroight my lover???” It hooks the ladies every time…
I am all for your Son Of Bun voice with accompanying puppets.
Where you at?
** **I am at the computer
Very Kraftwerk.
What got you into triathlons?
** **My 8th grade science teacher had Triathlete Magazine or something like that. It was in the mid '80s. I was fascinated ever since; did road racing in the late '80s through the mid '90s, didn’t do any multisport until 1996
Was it under the Playgirls he was showing you?
What are you riding right now?
** **the couch
That is cool. How the hell do you get it too move?
What do you think of it/them?
** **It/them…interesting question
I know it is interesting that is why I asked it.
How did you start working with carpet fiber?
I had a hole in my old Zipp disc, and the head engineer told me how to fix it. Frank Rehnelt then gave me a few pointers, and the rest is history. Brady O’Hare also helped me later.
I have been trying to get people to share the secrets of counterfeiting money with me.
Is it true that you and Chip are the same guy?
** **We may look the same, speak the same, and taste the same- but we ARE different people
Then why are you never at the same place at the same time.
Watch this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAibOio2GM** … thoughts? **
Fun
I think you meant brilliant.
Finish this sentence “It only itches when…”
a complete stranger gives me a lap dance in a dark alley
Sorry about that. I thought you where someone else.
Any advice for the triathletes out there?
Get out while you’re healthy
Like how Francois should get out of education because I have a higher Facebook IQ then him.
How have you remained heterosexual after styling hair for so long?
You kidding me, mate? I am exposed to beautiful women all day long. I talk dirty to them. I make them feel like they are the sexiest things on Earth. I think all of the womens I work on are the sexiest womens on Earth, and I would be honored to prove to them how sexy they are.
You are like me man. You love the womens.
Jaylew is down with the swirl. Are you?
What’s that?
For you it would mean you like the African American ladies. I myself love the chocolate honeys. Yummy hot chocolate…sorry drifted out for a second.
Do you love this? http://www.youtube.com/...&feature=related** **
I put together a Thermin inside of a non-functional Teddy Ruxpin. That was the shit. But catching your Theramin on fire? Dude…
Hell yeah I love it!!!
Of course you love it. If you didn’t you would be my wife.
How many unfunny people does it take to screw a light bulb?
one
Love that joke!
Why do people fear Rock N Roll?
Because they fear good music. Critics have told them they are not supposed to like rock’n’roll so they fear it.
I like to think they fear it because it is evil. When “rock n roll” is played in a church it is not rock n roll. Satan created rock n roll and we should keep it evil. Heal Satan!
Pimp your beats! Tell us about your CD.
It’s a CD about strippers. Very dark period of my life. “Holla (fo a Dolla)” was written whilst driving trough a rainstorm. I heard a radio minister asing people to “Holla…send me some dollahs!!!”. Then I saw a billboard advertising a stripclub.
“Riva” was a song that was almost disposed of by the song’s collaborateur. I saw a nifty dancer who inspired the lyrics.
I find your rock very evil and sexy. I think everyone should get your stuff.
Anything you would like to say to all your fans out there?
I love you, but download my f***ing songs already!!! I am on iTunes…
WE SHOULD DOWNLOAD THEM! EVERYONE BUST OUT YOUR VISAS AND GET DOWN LOADING.
Thank you Bunnyman. That is Bunnyman everyone! Join him from at The Lodge in Dallas on April 6 so he can show you how he likes his lap dances done.
